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    Dalek Dave
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    Just got sent this link, had a giggle at some ot them. See Here[^]

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Just got sent this link, had a giggle at some ot them. See Here[^]

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      Busy day? They are quite amusing - liked the one about Kilimanjaro.

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Just got sent this link, had a giggle at some ot them. See Here[^]

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Lost User
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        Why are the ones about chicken and pierced ears in the list twice?

        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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          Why are the ones about chicken and pierced ears in the list twice?

          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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          Dalek Dave
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          Different side of the road?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Different side of the road?

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Lost User
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            Reminds me of the old fly joke: "Whats the last thing to go through a flys mind when it gets hit by a car?" "Its arse"

            Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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              Different side of the road?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Media2r
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              ...and the other ear? //L

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Just got sent this link, had a giggle at some ot them. See Here[^]

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                Any distraction is welcome this afternoon! :laugh: I was up at 5:30am this morning and I'm now seriously starting to flag. :-\ Fortunately it's the exception rather than the rule - I normally start at about 10-ish and saunter through until whenever (the joys of being your own boss, LOL).

                Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Just got sent this link, had a giggle at some ot them. See Here[^]

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Dan_Martin
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                  There was apparently a takeaway with a poster reading "Try our burgers you'll never get better!".

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Just got sent this link, had a giggle at some ot them. See Here[^]

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Henry Minute
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                    Just received a link to this[^] interestingly titled seminar.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Just got sent this link, had a giggle at some ot them. See Here[^]

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      Tomz_KV
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                      Those could not be real. Funny.

                      TOMZ_KV

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Just got sent this link, had a giggle at some ot them. See Here[^]

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        LloydA111
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                        I once saw a notice in a toy shop in the Lake District, the sign read "You may buy a Corgi toy as long as it is not a Corgi toy."* :doh: To this day I still have no idea what on earth the sign was on about. *Corgi Toys[^]


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