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  • E El Corazon

    Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

    It's really just a cost-time-value equation. Gardening takes a lot of time to do right. Even a relatively low wage earning in the States could work a few hours of overtime a year and come out ahead by buying the crops.

    True, but you have to have the ability to add the overtime. And after putting myself through school as a gardener for an apartment complex... I find I miss gardening at times....

    _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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    On the plus side it makes it easier to be a serial killer. Always some fresh ground to bury bodies without suspicion.

    Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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    • E El Corazon

      Uros Calakovic wrote:

      Not knowing what Spaghetti Squash was, the first thing I thaught when I saw the title was this.[^]

      I don't know anything about the spaghetti tree hoax.... but the damn desert Jackalopes[^] are annoying, they get into your crops and eat almost anything.... they love the squash plants....

      _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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      Uros Calakovic
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      El Corazon wrote:

      they love the squash plants

      As long as they leave the spaghetti alone ...

      The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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        On the plus side it makes it easier to be a serial killer. Always some fresh ground to bury bodies without suspicion.

        Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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        El Corazon
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        Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! someone will ask where my 2nd ex is!

        _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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        • U Uros Calakovic

          El Corazon wrote:

          they love the squash plants

          As long as they leave the spaghetti alone ...

          The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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          El Corazon
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          Uros Calakovic wrote:

          As long as they leave the spaghetti alone ...

          I wouldn't know, I only have the squash and plums at the moment... They aren't large enough to get at the plums, so they've only become annoying recently. Nothing a few foot traps and a handy gun won't solve. Then you have some meat for the sauce.... Jackalope taste more like their cousin rabbits than venison, but that isn't too surprising.

          _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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            Not knowing what Spaghetti Squash was, the first thing I thaught when I saw the title was this.[^]

            The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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            El Corazon
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            Uros Calakovic wrote:

            Not knowing what Spaghetti Squash was

            This should help[^]

            _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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            • E El Corazon

              Uros Calakovic wrote:

              As long as they leave the spaghetti alone ...

              I wouldn't know, I only have the squash and plums at the moment... They aren't large enough to get at the plums, so they've only become annoying recently. Nothing a few foot traps and a handy gun won't solve. Then you have some meat for the sauce.... Jackalope taste more like their cousin rabbits than venison, but that isn't too surprising.

              _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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              Uros Calakovic
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              El Corazon wrote:

              spaghetti

              El Corazon wrote:

              meat for the sauce

              El Corazon wrote:

              taste

              El Corazon wrote:

              venison

              Great, now I'm hungry.

              The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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              • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                It's really just a cost-time-value equation. Gardening takes a lot of time to do right. Even a relatively low wage earning in the States could work a few hours of overtime a year and come out ahead by buying the crops. I know this for a fact because I recently cleaned up the front garden on my house. It took 4 solid days, several bags of fertilizer, and a lot of labor. I even sub'd out to two neighborhood teens who learned very quickly as well that the payout wasn't worth it. To top it all off, I had to go to Maine and my tomatoes died!

                El Corazon wrote:

                Now the irony.... When I was growing up, my great-grandfather had his entire back yard planted with vegetables. He rotated his crops, and harvested enough for himself and family. He had no back yard except his "garden". His wife canned and preserved anything that could not be eaten fresh. I used to think it all silly as a kid, when it was all at the store and you just had to buy it.... I can see me as an old man bent over harvesting my crops already.... oh the irony....

                Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                J Dunlap
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                I guess it depends on whether you enjoy working in the garden, and if you're kept too busy with other things or not. The material cost of my garden is definitely substantially less than what I'll get from it over the season. However I have put in about 2 workdays of work on it, which after taxes and self employment taxes could have earned me a little over $200 - meaning a net negative. But to me the time spent was a refreshing break from my work - and I did most of the garden work during a period of time that was a lull between work projects, so I couldn't have been earning anyway.

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                • E El Corazon

                  Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! someone will ask where my 2nd ex is!

                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                  Andrew Rissing
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                  El Corazon wrote:

                  Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! someone will ask where my 3rd ex is!

                  FTFY.. The second was the bath tube, where she slipped on the soap.

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                    El Corazon wrote:

                    I can see me as an old man bent over harvesting my crops already.... oh the irony....

                    You're not alone in that... I can see me doing the same, but I'm going to have to find someplace cooler to do it. Everything died this year, except the peppers, and they're about to expire. Not for lack of water, but simply the intensity of the sunlight. It's only 120°F, but the sunlight is so hot that surfaces often reach 250 or higher, and there's just no way to keep things alive. :sigh:

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                    El Corazon
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                    Roger Wright wrote:

                    but simply the intensity of the sunlight.

                    I have heard that spreading out a cloth under the squash help there.... I am thinking of trying that next year.

                    _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                    • R Roger Wright

                      El Corazon wrote:

                      I can see me as an old man bent over harvesting my crops already.... oh the irony....

                      You're not alone in that... I can see me doing the same, but I'm going to have to find someplace cooler to do it. Everything died this year, except the peppers, and they're about to expire. Not for lack of water, but simply the intensity of the sunlight. It's only 120°F, but the sunlight is so hot that surfaces often reach 250 or higher, and there's just no way to keep things alive. :sigh:

                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                      Dan Neely
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                      Would planting your garden under a mesh sunshade to diminish the intensity help? What about planting adjacent to the north side of your house so they'd be in shadow during the hottest part of the day?

                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                      • U Uros Calakovic

                        El Corazon wrote:

                        spaghetti

                        El Corazon wrote:

                        meat for the sauce

                        El Corazon wrote:

                        taste

                        El Corazon wrote:

                        venison

                        Great, now I'm hungry.

                        The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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                        El Corazon
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                        Uros Calakovic wrote:

                        Great, now I'm hungry.

                        I have a jackalope hunting license[^], want some jackalope meat?

                        _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                          Would planting your garden under a mesh sunshade to diminish the intensity help? What about planting adjacent to the north side of your house so they'd be in shadow during the hottest part of the day?

                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                          I've tried planting on the north side, but the house is situated such that there is no real yard there. Sunshade may work, and I will probably try it next year, but the monsoon winds here during the growing season run 40 to 70 mph; I'm going to need a sturdy frame. :doh:

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                            Roger Wright wrote:

                            but simply the intensity of the sunlight.

                            I have heard that spreading out a cloth under the squash help there.... I am thinking of trying that next year.

                            _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                            Roger Wright
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                            I may try that. It's a toss up, though. Light cloth will keep the soil cool, but it will also reflect more heat upward into the leaves. I've been trying lots of mulch, but it has a dark color and I'm not sure it's helped much. This is the first place I've ever been where even zucchini shrivel and die in a mater of hours! I kept them well watered, but it didn't help... :sigh:

                            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                              El Corazon wrote:

                              Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! someone will ask where my 3rd ex is!

                              FTFY.. The second was the bath tube, where she slipped on the soap.

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                              Single Step Debugger
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                              Andrew Rissing wrote:

                              The second was the bath tube, where she slipped on the soap.

                              Seven times in a row…

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                                I've tried planting on the north side, but the house is situated such that there is no real yard there. Sunshade may work, and I will probably try it next year, but the monsoon winds here during the growing season run 40 to 70 mph; I'm going to need a sturdy frame. :doh:

                                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                El Corazon
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                                Roger Wright wrote:

                                but the monsoon winds here during the growing season run 40 to 70 mph; I'm going to need a sturdy frame

                                we have already discovered that thunderstorms roll even multiple 2 pound fruits around the yard, I need to weight the big one, I think its about 4 lbs and it still gets moved by the storms.... I tried anchoring the plants, but the anchors were pulled up.

                                _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                • E El Corazon

                                  Uros Calakovic wrote:

                                  As long as they leave the spaghetti alone ...

                                  I wouldn't know, I only have the squash and plums at the moment... They aren't large enough to get at the plums, so they've only become annoying recently. Nothing a few foot traps and a handy gun won't solve. Then you have some meat for the sauce.... Jackalope taste more like their cousin rabbits than venison, but that isn't too surprising.

                                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  El Corazon wrote:

                                  I wouldn't know, I only have the squash and plums at the moment

                                  I'd let them have the squash. I am very particular who I allow to nibble on my plums.

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                                    I may try that. It's a toss up, though. Light cloth will keep the soil cool, but it will also reflect more heat upward into the leaves. I've been trying lots of mulch, but it has a dark color and I'm not sure it's helped much. This is the first place I've ever been where even zucchini shrivel and die in a mater of hours! I kept them well watered, but it didn't help... :sigh:

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                                    Roger Wright wrote:

                                    I kept them well watered, but it didn't help...

                                    Make sure to water at dusk. Watering when there is sun can cause the water to heat up and damage the plants. I used to live in a location where the temp got up to 110 or so and didn't have any problems (though I think there was partial shade during a portion of the day).

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                                    • E El Corazon

                                      Uros Calakovic wrote:

                                      Not knowing what Spaghetti Squash was, the first thing I thaught when I saw the title was this.[^]

                                      I don't know anything about the spaghetti tree hoax.... but the damn desert Jackalopes[^] are annoying, they get into your crops and eat almost anything.... they love the squash plants....

                                      _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                      El Corazon wrote:

                                      they love the squash plants....

                                      Maybe they're looking for tomacco.

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                                        I've tried planting on the north side, but the house is situated such that there is no real yard there. Sunshade may work, and I will probably try it next year, but the monsoon winds here during the growing season run 40 to 70 mph; I'm going to need a sturdy frame. :doh:

                                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                        IS there any room on the east or west sides; you'd get some level of shade there.

                                        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                          El Corazon wrote:

                                          they love the squash plants....

                                          Maybe they're looking for tomacco.

                                          I need an app that will automatically deliver a new BBBBBBBBaBB (beautiful blonde bimbo brandishing bountiful bobbing bare breasts and bodacious butt) every day. John Simmons / outlaw programmer

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                                          El Corazon
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                                          Richard Jones wrote:

                                          tomacco

                                          I think this is quickly turning into "how many hoaxes can you get in one thread?"....

                                          _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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