Philosophical Question...
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Why is a mouse when it spins?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
How many beans make 5?
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What is the difference between a duck?
One leg is both the same.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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What is the difference between a duck?
You guys are killing me! :laugh: :laugh:
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
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Why is a mouse when it spins?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Because the Turtle moves.
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Why is a mouse when it spins?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Sorry Dave! Everyone wants to post their famous "one-liner". All of this is making me feel more like I do right now than I did awhile ago.
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
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Why is a mouse when it spins?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Why is a mouse when it?
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Why is a mouse when it spins?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Speaking of a mouse, do you know that from just one Sequoia could be build a whore-house with thirty rooms?
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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How many beans make 5?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Henry Minute wrote:
How many beans make 5?
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files
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Speaking of a mouse, do you know that from just one Sequoia could be build a whore-house with thirty rooms?
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Squeaking of thirty dots..............................
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Why is a mouse when it spins?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Why does a chicken?
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Why is a mouse when it spins?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Plaid?
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Henry Minute wrote:
How many beans make 5?
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files
According to my father, that is incorrect.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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The winner, I was away at the pub but you win.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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According to my father, that is incorrect.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Searched for the question and this is the answer apparently - "A bean, a bean, a half, a bean, a bean and a half and a bean" Reason for answer - British term - A shibboleth designed to establish whether a person had learned nonsense rhyme "one bean, two bean, a bean and a half and half a bean" from his Nanny and thereby establish upper or upper middle class origins. Usage - "That fellow isn't our sort at all, he doesn't even know how many beans make 5". As the British put it - "corny". :doh:
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files
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Searched for the question and this is the answer apparently - "A bean, a bean, a half, a bean, a bean and a half and a bean" Reason for answer - British term - A shibboleth designed to establish whether a person had learned nonsense rhyme "one bean, two bean, a bean and a half and half a bean" from his Nanny and thereby establish upper or upper middle class origins. Usage - "That fellow isn't our sort at all, he doesn't even know how many beans make 5". As the British put it - "corny". :doh:
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files
That's correct. When I was younger, much, much younger, and had done something that I was obviously proud of my father would often say "Well done, son. I suppose that after that you know how many beans make 5?" I never understood at the time and whenever he gave the answer, he said it so quickly that it took many years before I could get it off pat. Long after he died it finally sank in that he was really saying not to be so big-headed, which I was, back then. I'm not big-headed now, of course, now I'm perfect. :laugh:
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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Why is a mouse when it spins?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
Why is a mouse when it spins?
Why not?