I love the smell of burnt metal in the morning

Dalek Dave

Yes but no-one has ever seen them. HP have a policy of never revealing their sauces.

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

Gary Wheeler

Having experienced first-hand the putrid, slimy mess that is their software (and their hardware, these days), it's probably a good policy.

Software Zen: delete this;

charlieg

Dave - that was just WRONG. :)

Charlie Gilley You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house. "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783

Michael Schubert

Take a break and play with the Hidden Reflex Epic somewhere else. Or is it hidden epic reflex?

Henry Minute

I bought a bottle of HP Sauce recently. I've only got three more payments to make and it's mine.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

OriginalGriff

Farms...Fields...Muckspraying. End of comment. X|

Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

One of my first jobs was in a wool combers/scourers, I caught the bus near to the fat rendering plant after walking past the sewage works. Is it a wonder that I have virtually no sense of smell left

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Gary Wheeler

My old neighborhood was a little plat of 20 houses located next to a state highway. We were surrounded by farms, one of which used 'organic' fertilizers exclusively. Also, half a mile away was a chicken farm. It got a little 'ripe' occasionally.

Software Zen: delete this;

Brady Kelly

Burnt metal smells quite nice, to me.

OriginalGriff

Um, I'd forgotten chicken poo... Pig farms are as bad, I used to ride past a huge one on the way to work, and if the wind was blowing the wrong way...

Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

Lost User

Docklands, Tate & Lyle, Lime flavour golden syrup Tuesdays.

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Simon Hart 0

Where I work is opposite the Wrigleys chewing gum factory. Juicy Fruit days are the best :-D edit: when I say the Wrigleys factory I mean the one in England

Tomz_KV

How about this smell: http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2010/07/neighbors_are_fed_up_with_smel.html[^]

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