LTJOTD
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A fairy granted me one wish and one wish only. After a little thought I asked 'I want to live forever'. The fairy apologised and said 'she was unable to grant that type of wish and told me to Wish for something else'. I thought for awhile and replied 'ok I weant to live to see Luton Town in the Premier League' 'You crafty cunt' said the fairy.
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A fairy granted me one wish and one wish only. After a little thought I asked 'I want to live forever'. The fairy apologised and said 'she was unable to grant that type of wish and told me to Wish for something else'. I thought for awhile and replied 'ok I weant to live to see Luton Town in the Premier League' 'You crafty cunt' said the fairy.
Repost.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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Repost.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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A fairy granted me one wish and one wish only. After a little thought I asked 'I want to live forever'. The fairy apologised and said 'she was unable to grant that type of wish and told me to Wish for something else'. I thought for awhile and replied 'ok I weant to live to see Luton Town in the Premier League' 'You crafty cunt' said the fairy.
Even I voted that a 5!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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A slighty different version, but here you go[^]
:bob: Kristian Sixhoej Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis
My latest tip/trick: Dragging a Borderless Form[^]
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A slighty different version, but here you go[^]
:bob: Kristian Sixhoej Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis
My latest tip/trick: Dragging a Borderless Form[^]
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A fairy granted me one wish and one wish only. After a little thought I asked 'I want to live forever'. The fairy apologised and said 'she was unable to grant that type of wish and told me to Wish for something else'. I thought for awhile and replied 'ok I weant to live to see Luton Town in the Premier League' 'You crafty cunt' said the fairy.
They are in the Premier League. It is, admittedly, the Blue Square Bet Premier League, rather than the Barclays Premier League, but you can't have everything.
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A slighty different version, but here you go[^]
:bob: Kristian Sixhoej Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis
My latest tip/trick: Dragging a Borderless Form[^]
I've seen much older versions. The first version I remember involved (then president) Bill Clinton asking for middle-east peace. When the genie couldn't deliver on that wish he ask that everybody should love his wife. The genie asked to take another look at the middle-east map. Edit: found almost the version I remember: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokeclintongenie.htm[^] The one I remember pre-dated Lewinsky, but was basically the same.
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I've seen much older versions. The first version I remember involved (then president) Bill Clinton asking for middle-east peace. When the genie couldn't deliver on that wish he ask that everybody should love his wife. The genie asked to take another look at the middle-east map. Edit: found almost the version I remember: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokeclintongenie.htm[^] The one I remember pre-dated Lewinsky, but was basically the same.
There is also a version with a Californian, who asks for a highway bridge all the way across to Hawaii so he can drive over whenever he wants. This declined on the grounds of cost, materials, and not being very environmentally friendly. The Californian then asks that he should be granted a complete and perfect insight to the female mind. The genie sighs and asks "Would that be four lanes or six?". :laugh:
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There is also a version with a Californian, who asks for a highway bridge all the way across to Hawaii so he can drive over whenever he wants. This declined on the grounds of cost, materials, and not being very environmentally friendly. The Californian then asks that he should be granted a complete and perfect insight to the female mind. The genie sighs and asks "Would that be four lanes or six?". :laugh: