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    A fairy granted me one wish and one wish only. After a little thought I asked 'I want to live forever'. The fairy apologised and said 'she was unable to grant that type of wish and told me to Wish for something else'. I thought for awhile and replied 'ok I weant to live to see Luton Town in the Premier League' 'You crafty cunt' said the fairy.

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      A fairy granted me one wish and one wish only. After a little thought I asked 'I want to live forever'. The fairy apologised and said 'she was unable to grant that type of wish and told me to Wish for something else'. I thought for awhile and replied 'ok I weant to live to see Luton Town in the Premier League' 'You crafty cunt' said the fairy.

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      Smithers Jones
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      Repost.

      "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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        Repost.

        "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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        Don't think it is. Prove it!

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          A fairy granted me one wish and one wish only. After a little thought I asked 'I want to live forever'. The fairy apologised and said 'she was unable to grant that type of wish and told me to Wish for something else'. I thought for awhile and replied 'ok I weant to live to see Luton Town in the Premier League' 'You crafty cunt' said the fairy.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Even I voted that a 5!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Don't think it is. Prove it!

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            Kristian Sixhoj
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            A slighty different version, but here you go[^]

            :bob: Kristian Sixhoej Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis


            My latest tip/trick: Dragging a Borderless Form[^]

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              A slighty different version, but here you go[^]

              :bob: Kristian Sixhoej Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis


              My latest tip/trick: Dragging a Borderless Form[^]

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              Lost User
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              Ok Smithers was right :( In my defence it was posted by an Aussie and I aint on here when they are.

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                A fairy granted me one wish and one wish only. After a little thought I asked 'I want to live forever'. The fairy apologised and said 'she was unable to grant that type of wish and told me to Wish for something else'. I thought for awhile and replied 'ok I weant to live to see Luton Town in the Premier League' 'You crafty cunt' said the fairy.

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                Dan_Martin
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                They are in the Premier League. It is, admittedly, the Blue Square Bet Premier League, rather than the Barclays Premier League, but you can't have everything.

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                  A slighty different version, but here you go[^]

                  :bob: Kristian Sixhoej Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis


                  My latest tip/trick: Dragging a Borderless Form[^]

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                  Wjousts
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                  I've seen much older versions. The first version I remember involved (then president) Bill Clinton asking for middle-east peace. When the genie couldn't deliver on that wish he ask that everybody should love his wife. The genie asked to take another look at the middle-east map. Edit: found almost the version I remember: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokeclintongenie.htm[^] The one I remember pre-dated Lewinsky, but was basically the same.

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                    I've seen much older versions. The first version I remember involved (then president) Bill Clinton asking for middle-east peace. When the genie couldn't deliver on that wish he ask that everybody should love his wife. The genie asked to take another look at the middle-east map. Edit: found almost the version I remember: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokeclintongenie.htm[^] The one I remember pre-dated Lewinsky, but was basically the same.

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                    There is also a version with a Californian, who asks for a highway bridge all the way across to Hawaii so he can drive over whenever he wants. This declined on the grounds of cost, materials, and not being very environmentally friendly. The Californian then asks that he should be granted a complete and perfect insight to the female mind. The genie sighs and asks "Would that be four lanes or six?". :laugh:

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                      There is also a version with a Californian, who asks for a highway bridge all the way across to Hawaii so he can drive over whenever he wants. This declined on the grounds of cost, materials, and not being very environmentally friendly. The Californian then asks that he should be granted a complete and perfect insight to the female mind. The genie sighs and asks "Would that be four lanes or six?". :laugh:

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                      Thats the version I remember.

                      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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