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    Dalek Dave
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    ...at this[^]

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      ...at this[^]

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      peterchen
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      Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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        ...at this[^]

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Yusuf
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        Dalek Dave wrote:You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh

        My heart is tender and soft, but I did not laugh as I have no clue what the score board means. It is all gibberish to me. Sorry no clue what Cricket score means. ;)

        Yusuf May I help you?

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          Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has laws.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Dalek Dave wrote:You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh

            My heart is tender and soft, but I did not laugh as I have no clue what the score board means. It is all gibberish to me. Sorry no clue what Cricket score means. ;)

            Yusuf May I help you?

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            Dalek Dave
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            Let me summarise it simply. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in Australia tonight! :)

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Let me summarise it simply. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in Australia tonight! :)

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Media2r
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              How is this different from any other wednesday? //L

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                Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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                OriginalGriff
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                Complete ignorance of lack of interest in cricket rules apparently also works. About as funny as stubbing your toe...

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                  Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has laws.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  peterchen
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                  So the first rule of cricket is, cricket has laws?

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    ...at this[^]

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Russell Jones
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                    I notice the Ozzies' Bollinger is not out!

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                      So the first rule of cricket is, cricket has laws?

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                      Jim Crafton
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                      No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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                        ...at this[^]

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Dr Walt Fair PE
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                        It says something about cricket, but we fumigated here last week, so we don't have any left.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Let me summarise it simply. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in Australia tonight! :)

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Chris C B
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                          ...and much one-voting for one Mr. DD when they get up in the morning. :-\ (and for me, 'cos I'm grinning from ear to ear. :laugh: )

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                            ...at this[^]

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Abhinav S
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                            Imagine the hullabaloo if Australia were playing England (maybe the Ashes ;P) and the scorecard read Australia - 88 all out.

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                              No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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                              peterchen
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                              Ah! Now that sounds much better! :cool:

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                                Complete ignorance of lack of interest in cricket rules apparently also works. About as funny as stubbing your toe...

                                Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

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                                rastaVnuce
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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

                                Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

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                                  Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has laws.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Dan Neely
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                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has lawsdelusions of grandeur.

                                  3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                    ...at this[^]

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Whinging Aussies! :laugh:

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                                      ...at this[^]

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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                                        No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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                                        Luc Pattyn
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                                        That would be good. :)

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                                          "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Mark Wallace wrote:

                                          "Australia won the toss and decided to bat"

                                          And then we changed our minds and decided it would be a nice day to bowl after all.

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