Suicide!!!
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Markie was driving on a bridge when he noticed an young good looking girl going to jump off the bridge. He stops the car and rushes to save the girl, holds her and asked "What are you doing?". The girl says, "I am trying to commit suicide and nothing can stop me or save me." Markie was greatly attracted, did not find any solution to save her, asked, "Well before you jump off let us kiss as if there is no tomorrow." The girl agreed and they kissed and kissed, french style and all. After she's finished, Markie says, "Wow! You are a great kisser, You are wasting a great talent. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't support me dressing up in a girl's dress."
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Markie was driving on a bridge when he noticed an young good looking girl going to jump off the bridge. He stops the car and rushes to save the girl, holds her and asked "What are you doing?". The girl says, "I am trying to commit suicide and nothing can stop me or save me." Markie was greatly attracted, did not find any solution to save her, asked, "Well before you jump off let us kiss as if there is no tomorrow." The girl agreed and they kissed and kissed, french style and all. After she's finished, Markie says, "Wow! You are a great kisser, You are wasting a great talent. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't support me dressing up in a girl's dress."
Hey, if it feels the same with your eyes closed..... [my bi friend tought me that, but we've never kissed :suss:]
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Markie was driving on a bridge when he noticed an young good looking girl going to jump off the bridge. He stops the car and rushes to save the girl, holds her and asked "What are you doing?". The girl says, "I am trying to commit suicide and nothing can stop me or save me." Markie was greatly attracted, did not find any solution to save her, asked, "Well before you jump off let us kiss as if there is no tomorrow." The girl agreed and they kissed and kissed, french style and all. After she's finished, Markie says, "Wow! You are a great kisser, You are wasting a great talent. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't support me dressing up in a girl's dress."
Sandeep Mewara wrote:
when he noticed an young
hmmmmm
Sandeep Mewara wrote:
when he noticed a young good looking girl
ok
Sandeep Mewara wrote:
My parents don't support me dressing up in a girl's dress
Now I understand, Girls should dress like boys. Good joke :)
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Sandeep Mewara wrote:
when he noticed an young
hmmmmm
Sandeep Mewara wrote:
when he noticed a young good looking girl
ok
Sandeep Mewara wrote:
My parents don't support me dressing up in a girl's dress
Now I understand, Girls should dress like boys. Good joke :)
You so dont understand this. It was a boy dressed as a girl, e.g. Crying Game?
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Markie was driving on a bridge when he noticed an young good looking girl going to jump off the bridge. He stops the car and rushes to save the girl, holds her and asked "What are you doing?". The girl says, "I am trying to commit suicide and nothing can stop me or save me." Markie was greatly attracted, did not find any solution to save her, asked, "Well before you jump off let us kiss as if there is no tomorrow." The girl agreed and they kissed and kissed, french style and all. After she's finished, Markie says, "Wow! You are a great kisser, You are wasting a great talent. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't support me dressing up in a girl's dress."
Like that!/the joke, no the situation/
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