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  • D Dalek Dave

    You have just performed floccinaucinihilipilification!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    cptKoala
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    somehow your post has no value to this thread :-\

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Super Lloyd wrote:

      // TODO should do something more useful later (Lloyd 29 07 2010)

      That one is actually useful - it triggers Visual Studio to add it to the Tasks List. Visual Studio Tasks List[^]

      Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

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      Dan Neely
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      UNless it's changed in 2k10 I don't think the task list is particularly useful outside of VB because of non-overridable language specific behavior. In VB it shows all the TODOs in the solution. In C# it shows all the TODOs in open files. In C++ it shows all the TODOs in the file being edited. The latter two are near useless in larger projects. Instead I litter my .cs files with #warning TODO blah... lines.

      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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      • G Gary Wheeler

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        Found at the end of a source file :sigh:.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        Sandesh M Patil
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        #22

        I think it is ok

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        • G Gary Wheeler

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          Found at the end of a source file :sigh:.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          Mark_Wallace
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          #23

          If you wait five seconds, the credits will scroll past too fast to read.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • L LloydA111

            I should really stop writing such pointless comments :-O


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            Super Lloyd
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            Hehe, yes you should! :laugh:

            A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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            • G Gary Wheeler

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              Found at the end of a source file :sigh:.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              That makes sense when printing... especially on fan-fold paper. :~

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              • P PIEBALDconsult

                That makes sense when printing... especially on fan-fold paper. :~

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                Gary Wheeler
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                When was the last time you loaded a box of green-bar in a line printer?

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                • G Gary Wheeler

                  When was the last time you loaded a box of green-bar in a line printer?

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  1992-08-02 (or thereabouts), but I still print my code occasionally. Nowadays I use Word and I have a header that indicates the filename and pages.

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                  • G Gary Wheeler

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                    Found at the end of a source file :sigh:.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    Yusuf
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                    #28

                    hey, that was not suppose to be viewable. That is how VS knows when it reaches EOF.

                    Yusuf May I help you?

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                    • Y Yusuf

                      hey, that was not suppose to be viewable. That is how VS knows when it reaches EOF.

                      Yusuf May I help you?

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                      Gary Wheeler
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                      As I said[^].

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      • G Gary Wheeler

                        As I said[^].

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        Yusuf
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                        #30

                        chill out man, may be you did not notice the joke icon. :-O

                        Yusuf May I help you?

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                        • G Gary Wheeler

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                          Found at the end of a source file :sigh:.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Abhinav S
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                          I came across one a few days ago - ////////This is a comment//////////// :doh:

                          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            At least it's accurate.

                            Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

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                            Lost User
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                            And thats what is expected on Weekend!

                            Ravi S Coding is my birth-right and bugs are part of feature my code has! _________________________________________ Me  Facebook  Twitter

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                            • G Gary Wheeler

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                              Found at the end of a source file :sigh:.

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Tomz_KV
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                              Sometimes, when a "{" or "}" is missing, this comment can help investigate backward.

                              TOMZ_KV

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                              • G Gary Wheeler

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                                Found at the end of a source file :sigh:.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                jerryr4
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                                Not only worthless comments, but also funny, seen in the assembly code of DG AOS/VS (can anyone remember it?) In the code executed when one shut down the system: < some code > HALT HALT ;JUST IN CASE The HALT instruction stopped the CPU completely In the panic code - executed when there was an error which the OS couldn't handle: < some code > ; I don't know how you got here, but you're in deep s**t Jerry

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                                  Not only worthless comments, but also funny, seen in the assembly code of DG AOS/VS (can anyone remember it?) In the code executed when one shut down the system: < some code > HALT HALT ;JUST IN CASE The HALT instruction stopped the CPU completely In the panic code - executed when there was an error which the OS couldn't handle: < some code > ; I don't know how you got here, but you're in deep s**t Jerry

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                                  Gary Wheeler
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                                  If DG == Data General, I'm not surprised. I used a DG 'Nova 4' system one time, a very long time ago. Regarding the doubled HALT instruction, that's also not too surprising. Depending upon the interrupt architecture and when they increment the program counter, I could see a glitch between decoding the HALT instruction and its execution causing the code to continue executing.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    Found at the end of a source file :sigh:.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    Lysander Vibar
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                                    #36

                                    // Enter comments here.

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                                    • G Gary Wheeler

                                      ///////////////////////////////End/////////////////////////////

                                      Found at the end of a source file :sigh:.

                                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      Steve Naidamast
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                                      We have some changes...

                                      Steve Naidamast Black Falcon Software, Inc. blackfalconsoftware@ix.netcom.com

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                                      • P Peter Mulholland

                                        Super Lloyd wrote:

                                        // enumerating i from 0 to 10 (Lloyd 29 07 2010) for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++)

                                        Your comments are not accurate. You are enumerating from 0 to 9!

                                        Pete

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                                        skydvr
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                                        If he only enumerated from 0 to 9, the loop would never exit...

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          At least it's accurate.

                                          Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

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                                          agieseke
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                                          //IOTEMCO This acronym was the brain child of a consultant working on our project. Its meaning: Intuitivly Obvious To Even the Most Casual Observer. This was somehow helpful in his mind.

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