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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Went to the range with my new rifle. At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle. I am officially ready for the upcoming revolution (or the approaching 2012 asteroid - whichever comes first).

    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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    JHizzle
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    or the approaching 2012 asteroid

    Well two things here really: 1) You're going to need a bigger gun. 2)Damn man, if you missed a world destroying asteroid I'd be concerned about your aim. :)

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      100 yards 6" Have you ever tried practising? 300 yards and a 4" grouping is the acceptable standard for the British Army.

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      300 yards and a 4" grouping is the acceptable standard for the British Army.

      Nah, walking 280 yards and then shooting is not an option for John. :rolleyes:

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        100 yards 6" Have you ever tried practising? 300 yards and a 4" grouping is the acceptable standard for the British Army.

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        JoSi wrote:

        6"

        I'm amazed that his ammunition does allow for such "precise" measurements at all.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          100 yards 6" Have you ever tried practising? 300 yards and a 4" grouping is the acceptable standard for the British Army.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Jorgen Andersson
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          I was a machinegunner in the Swedish army. And we had admittedly lower standards. 100 yards and 6" would have been quite acceptable - on full automatic fire.

          "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            Went to the range with my new rifle. At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle. I am officially ready for the upcoming revolution (or the approaching 2012 asteroid - whichever comes first).

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            Pete OHanlon
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            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle

            That's not going to be much good against the fast moving asteroid now is it John - I'm glad I'm not relying on you to save planet Earth. If you could do this as 100,000,000 miles that would be a more practical solution.

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              Went to the range with my new rifle. At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle. I am officially ready for the upcoming revolution (or the approaching 2012 asteroid - whichever comes first).

              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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              Is the 6 inch circle moving? Impressive though.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                Went to the range with my new rifle. At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle. I am officially ready for the upcoming revolution (or the approaching 2012 asteroid - whichever comes first).

                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                Lost User
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                I used to get a 4inch group at 100 yards with a Lee Enfield mk4 .303 with peep sights. Now thats a 50 year old bolt action, 100 yards, on open sights. :)

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                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle

                  That's not going to be much good against the fast moving asteroid now is it John - I'm glad I'm not relying on you to save planet Earth. If you could do this as 100,000,000 miles that would be a more practical solution.

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                  He only has to hit the pilot

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                    I used to get a 4inch group at 100 yards with a Lee Enfield mk4 .303 with peep sights. Now thats a 50 year old bolt action, 100 yards, on open sights. :)

                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                    Well, being just 42, I'm able to place the five bullets inside the 3" area. Unfortunately that wastes the other 30 million bullets of my random-shooting rifle. :rolleyes:

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                      Well, being just 42, I'm able to place the five bullets inside the 3" area. Unfortunately that wastes the other 30 million bullets of my random-shooting rifle. :rolleyes:

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                      [My articles]

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                      Hey, that's above average for an Italian! :)

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                        Hey, that's above average for an Italian! :)

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                        Yep, we missed India once. :-D

                        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Went to the range with my new rifle. At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle. I am officially ready for the upcoming revolution (or the approaching 2012 asteroid - whichever comes first).

                          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle

                          If you are a thief planning to burgle John's house, you now know you need to get to 100 yards from his house after making this daring robbery. If a stray bullet still doesnt hit you, you will be lucky. All the best!

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            Went to the range with my new rifle. At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle. I am officially ready for the upcoming revolution (or the approaching 2012 asteroid - whichever comes first).

                            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            Liberals and Foreigners Avert Your Eyes

                            Is it alright if I peek through my fingers? You see, whilst I am a foreigner, to you, I am not a liberal.

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                              Is the 6 inch circle moving? Impressive though.

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                              Are you volunteering for painting some circles on a moving asteroid? :)

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                Went to the range with my new rifle. At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle. I am officially ready for the upcoming revolution (or the approaching 2012 asteroid - whichever comes first).

                                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                Went to the range with my new rifleshotgun.

                                FTFY. ;P I did better than that with a .22 Lee Ennfield in my teens - no fancy sights either.

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                                  100 yards 6" Have you ever tried practising? 300 yards and a 4" grouping is the acceptable standard for the British Army.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  100 yards 6" Have you ever tried practising?

                                  I don't think it's all that bad given the weather conditions - 100 degrees, about 80% humidity, and windy - and the fact that's it's a brand new weapon (that is most definitely not a target rifle) that hasn't been broken in yet, and I was using bulk ammo. Besides that, I'm using iron sights with 55-year old eyes, and was shooting offhand (I can barely even see the bullseye at that distance). I think a 6-inch circle at 100 yards is damn respectable.

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  300 yards and a 4" grouping is the acceptable standard for the British Army.

                                  I bet they don't have a bunch of 55-year olds qualifying for marksmanship either. I don't think I'd even be able to SEE the target at 300 yards without a scope. The freakin 9 ring is a 3-inch circle and I can barely make that out at 100 yards.

                                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    300 yards and a 4" grouping is the acceptable standard for the British Army.

                                    Nah, walking 280 yards and then shooting is not an option for John. :rolleyes:

                                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                    [My articles]

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                                    That's quite a hike. :)

                                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                      I was a machinegunner in the Swedish army. And we had admittedly lower standards. 100 yards and 6" would have been quite acceptable - on full automatic fire.

                                      "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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                                      Shya, right.

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                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                        At 100 yards, I'm putting rounds into about a 6-inch circle

                                        That's not going to be much good against the fast moving asteroid now is it John - I'm glad I'm not relying on you to save planet Earth. If you could do this as 100,000,000 miles that would be a more practical solution.

                                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                        That's not going to be much good against the fast moving asteroid now is it John

                                        Well, I figure it'll be coming right at us. If I can see it, I can shoot it. Granted, it probably won't do any good, but I'll go down trying instead of pissing myself and crying out about how unfair life is.

                                        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

                                        modified on Monday, August 2, 2010 9:07 AM

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                                          Is the 6 inch circle moving? Impressive though.

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                                          No, but the the wind was blowing.

                                          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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