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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    I have an old - and I realised today it must be nearly twenty years since I bought it - Sharp EL-5020 programmable calculator, and I realised I had forgotten how to put it into Hex mode. No problem, I'll look on t'interweb for a manual. Found it, no hassle. By then though, I had worked it out (press the button marked "->HEX", it wasn't complex, just Monday morning). Then I noticed in the results was fleaBay - and sure enough, brand new, was this calculator. How likely is it that a twenty-year-old piece of ephemera (and calculators are indeed such) would be working now, much less still buy-able? Even more, I just realized I never have replaced the batteries, and it isn't solar powered. :omg:

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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    OriginalGriff wrote:

    Even more, I just realized I never have replaced the batteries, and it isn't solar powered.

    This always amazed me. I've got a few sitting around at home which have never had their batteries changed and are literal decades old whereas my cousin's calculator, bought for graphing, has to haev a new battery every 6 months.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      I have an old - and I realised today it must be nearly twenty years since I bought it - Sharp EL-5020 programmable calculator, and I realised I had forgotten how to put it into Hex mode. No problem, I'll look on t'interweb for a manual. Found it, no hassle. By then though, I had worked it out (press the button marked "->HEX", it wasn't complex, just Monday morning). Then I noticed in the results was fleaBay - and sure enough, brand new, was this calculator. How likely is it that a twenty-year-old piece of ephemera (and calculators are indeed such) would be working now, much less still buy-able? Even more, I just realized I never have replaced the batteries, and it isn't solar powered. :omg:

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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      Makes me wonder where my trusty graphical calculator is now that I got 8 years ago, as a required tool for A-level maths, so glad I do have to do that any more... [edit] Also, I misspelt "any more" as one word, in Chrome, I right clicked, and the suggestions included "claymore" and "Barrymore". :laugh:

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        Makes me wonder where my trusty graphical calculator is now that I got 8 years ago, as a required tool for A-level maths, so glad I do have to do that any more... [edit] Also, I misspelt "any more" as one word, in Chrome, I right clicked, and the suggestions included "claymore" and "Barrymore". :laugh:

        He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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        phannon86 wrote:

        I misspelt "any more" as one word

        You have no idea how happy it makes me to see someone recognise that it's a misspelling! You get a 5 for that alone.

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        • P phannon86

          Makes me wonder where my trusty graphical calculator is now that I got 8 years ago, as a required tool for A-level maths, so glad I do have to do that any more... [edit] Also, I misspelt "any more" as one word, in Chrome, I right clicked, and the suggestions included "claymore" and "Barrymore". :laugh:

          He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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          A Claymore would screw you in the head, a Barrymore, however ,would....

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          • D Dalek Dave

            A Claymore would screw you in the head, a Barrymore, however ,would....

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            A Claymore would screw you in the head, a Barrymore, however ,would....

            Top, middle, or bottom?

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              A Claymore would screw you in the head, a Barrymore, however ,would....

              Top, middle, or bottom?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Wiping the coffee droplets off my screen right now.

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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                A Claymore would screw you in the head, a Barrymore, however ,would....

                Top, middle, or bottom?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Post of the day! Though it's only 11.20am, I'm sure nothing can top this! :laugh: :laugh:

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  A Claymore would screw you in the head, a Barrymore, however ,would....

                  Top, middle, or bottom?

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  In the Hotspot!

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                  • P phannon86

                    Makes me wonder where my trusty graphical calculator is now that I got 8 years ago, as a required tool for A-level maths, so glad I do have to do that any more... [edit] Also, I misspelt "any more" as one word, in Chrome, I right clicked, and the suggestions included "claymore" and "Barrymore". :laugh:

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                    Chrome drew a good suggestion there. :)

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I have an old - and I realised today it must be nearly twenty years since I bought it - Sharp EL-5020 programmable calculator, and I realised I had forgotten how to put it into Hex mode. No problem, I'll look on t'interweb for a manual. Found it, no hassle. By then though, I had worked it out (press the button marked "->HEX", it wasn't complex, just Monday morning). Then I noticed in the results was fleaBay - and sure enough, brand new, was this calculator. How likely is it that a twenty-year-old piece of ephemera (and calculators are indeed such) would be working now, much less still buy-able? Even more, I just realized I never have replaced the batteries, and it isn't solar powered. :omg:

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                      Niall Barr
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                      I think I bought my HP 11 in 1987 - currently on it's second set of batteries I think.

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                        Wiping the coffee droplets off my screen right now.

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                        Baconbutty wrote:

                        Wiping the coffee droplets off my screen right now.

                        Is that the latest euphemism? I'm so behind the times.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Baconbutty wrote:

                          Wiping the coffee droplets off my screen right now.

                          Is that the latest euphemism? I'm so behind the times.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Baconbutty
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                          The joke was funny..but not THAT funny :)

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I have a similarly venerable calculator, a Casio FX 83. Still being sold as new and must have been around for 20 years.

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            meh, I've still got and use my fx-7000g


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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              I have an old - and I realised today it must be nearly twenty years since I bought it - Sharp EL-5020 programmable calculator, and I realised I had forgotten how to put it into Hex mode. No problem, I'll look on t'interweb for a manual. Found it, no hassle. By then though, I had worked it out (press the button marked "->HEX", it wasn't complex, just Monday morning). Then I noticed in the results was fleaBay - and sure enough, brand new, was this calculator. How likely is it that a twenty-year-old piece of ephemera (and calculators are indeed such) would be working now, much less still buy-able? Even more, I just realized I never have replaced the batteries, and it isn't solar powered. :omg:

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                              Just switched on my Sharp EL-5808.  On its second set of batteries since 1979.  :cool: /ravi

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                I have a similarly venerable calculator, a Casio FX 83. Still being sold as new and must have been around for 20 years.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                I have a Cassie Fx-570c, does base conversions one of the reasons why I bought it in the 80s.

                                Two heads are better than one.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  I have an old - and I realised today it must be nearly twenty years since I bought it - Sharp EL-5020 programmable calculator, and I realised I had forgotten how to put it into Hex mode. No problem, I'll look on t'interweb for a manual. Found it, no hassle. By then though, I had worked it out (press the button marked "->HEX", it wasn't complex, just Monday morning). Then I noticed in the results was fleaBay - and sure enough, brand new, was this calculator. How likely is it that a twenty-year-old piece of ephemera (and calculators are indeed such) would be working now, much less still buy-able? Even more, I just realized I never have replaced the batteries, and it isn't solar powered. :omg:

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                  LittleYellowBird
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  I just realized I never have replaced the batteries

                                  I'm waiting for Henry to turn up and say he has never had to change the beads on his ....! :-D

                                  Ali

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                                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                                    I just realized I never have replaced the batteries

                                    I'm waiting for Henry to turn up and say he has never had to change the beads on his ....! :-D

                                    Ali

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    He's had that same abacus for 300 years. Three sets of beads, two new strings and new frame.

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                                      He's had that same abacus for 300 years. Three sets of beads, two new strings and new frame.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      :laugh: I see you are stealing Trigger's material ..... Rodney! (Be sure to think about that ;) )

                                      Ali

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        I have an old - and I realised today it must be nearly twenty years since I bought it - Sharp EL-5020 programmable calculator, and I realised I had forgotten how to put it into Hex mode. No problem, I'll look on t'interweb for a manual. Found it, no hassle. By then though, I had worked it out (press the button marked "->HEX", it wasn't complex, just Monday morning). Then I noticed in the results was fleaBay - and sure enough, brand new, was this calculator. How likely is it that a twenty-year-old piece of ephemera (and calculators are indeed such) would be working now, much less still buy-able? Even more, I just realized I never have replaced the batteries, and it isn't solar powered. :omg:

                                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        I replaced the batteries for my Casio fx-5000F[^] last year. I still have the manual on my bookshelf, but I think it's also available online.

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                                          :laugh: I see you are stealing Trigger's material ..... Rodney! (Be sure to think about that ;) )

                                          Ali

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                                          Alison P wrote:

                                          I see you are stealing Trigger's material

                                          We'll have to send Del and Rodders after him, in Batman & Robin kit.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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