Why does it take so long?
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Don't you hate it when clients/users ask "Why does it takes so long?" I mean, what's complicated in the development of enterprise app? In fact, it's nothing rocket science. And tech business has been known for its simplicity!
Just reply "Well when you consider how much it's doing it's actually remarkably fast"
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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Don't you hate it when clients/users ask "Why does it takes so long?" I mean, what's complicated in the development of enterprise app? In fact, it's nothing rocket science. And tech business has been known for its simplicity!
I am not quite sure if you are quoting the clients or asking it yourselves. I don't hate it at all. Its natural. Aren't we clients too to a lot of people outside of our work (sometimes within too)? Don't we wonder why does it take so long for the tailor, for the mechanic, for the painter etc? After all, nothing is rocket science apart from rocket science itself.
...byte till it megahertz...
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Don't you hate it when clients/users ask "Why does it takes so long?" I mean, what's complicated in the development of enterprise app? In fact, it's nothing rocket science. And tech business has been known for its simplicity!
It's not rocket science![^] I know this was referenced recently, but it is funny.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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It's not rocket science![^] I know this was referenced recently, but it is funny.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
it's a long time coming, but worth it. [a lot like a lot of software]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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It's not rocket science![^] I know this was referenced recently, but it is funny.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
It's highly amusing!
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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It's not rocket science![^] I know this was referenced recently, but it is funny.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Don't you hate it when clients/users ask "Why does it takes so long?" I mean, what's complicated in the development of enterprise app? In fact, it's nothing rocket science. And tech business has been known for its simplicity!
because... ...we lost three men on the last trip due to rabid squirrels. ...there's a problem with the Master control Programme. It's run amok! ...there was a glitch in The Matrix ...Zombies attacked the office. We're still in the process fo training them to do data input ...we finished it but gave it too much sentience and it escaped. ...NINJASSTOLETHESERVER ...funny thing, you know you said "red" well we all thought you said "blue"... ...it's ready, we're just screwing with ya.
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because... ...we lost three men on the last trip due to rabid squirrels. ...there's a problem with the Master control Programme. It's run amok! ...there was a glitch in The Matrix ...Zombies attacked the office. We're still in the process fo training them to do data input ...we finished it but gave it too much sentience and it escaped. ...NINJASSTOLETHESERVER ...funny thing, you know you said "red" well we all thought you said "blue"... ...it's ready, we're just screwing with ya.
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Don't you hate it when clients/users ask "Why does it takes so long?" I mean, what's complicated in the development of enterprise app? In fact, it's nothing rocket science. And tech business has been known for its simplicity!
"Because you deserve the best. We give the quick botch-jobs to all our other customers." If that doesn't get a laugh, you really need to practice your delivery.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't you hate it when clients/users ask "Why does it takes so long?" I mean, what's complicated in the development of enterprise app? In fact, it's nothing rocket science. And tech business has been known for its simplicity!
My favorite is this one I keep getting from a client, "Why can't I do it myself?". I've just started replying with the hard numbers on how much their change requests involve. It's only a 30 second change right? Just a 30 second change you'd have to do 4,000 times. Please, go ahead and do it, feel free to complain that I said it'd take two hours to safely do from our end to ensure we don't make a crater in your data somewhere.