FJOTD
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Female joke of the day because the jokes on men... He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him... You wear pants don't you? He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Female joke of the day because the jokes on men... He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him... You wear pants don't you? He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Female joke of the day because the jokes on men... He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him... You wear pants don't you? He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
By eck it's a tough crowd today!
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By eck it's a tough crowd today!
You said it! :| I think digital man is trying to win the "most frequent posts" award.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
My Articles Developer's Best Friend -
Female joke of the day because the jokes on men... He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him... You wear pants don't you? He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
It will be called as "Fart joke of the day"
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You said it! :| I think digital man is trying to win the "most frequent posts" award.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
My Articles Developer's Best FriendRichard Blythe wrote:
I think digital man is trying to win the "most frequent posts" award.
I have 3 days of my contract left, no work to do and I'm bored so CP gets my full attention! Plus I expect to get 1's when I post jokes: I suspect I queered my own pitch on that one!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me