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If it wasn't for Simon Cowell...

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    Need I say more? :)

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Need I say more? :)

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      ... they'd be one less w_nker in the world? ... hipsters wouldn't be 'trendy'? ... Cheryl wouldn't have a job? THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO KNOW!


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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        Need I say more? :)

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        ...we would have to invert someone to "cut the cultural throat of our nation and drink it's still warm blood"* (* Not sure who this is a quote from, some comedienne on "Mock The Week" a year or two ago)

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          Need I say more? :)

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          ... Fag hags would have no one to dream of?


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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            ...we would have to invert someone to "cut the cultural throat of our nation and drink it's still warm blood"* (* Not sure who this is a quote from, some comedienne on "Mock The Week" a year or two ago)

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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            Sounds a lot like Frankie Boyle.

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              Sounds a lot like Frankie Boyle.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              OriginalGriff
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              It does, but it was a gurlie - hence the comedienne rather than comedian. Appropriate though, I felt. You prompted me to check: Jo Caulfield[^]

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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