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  • M Mark_Wallace

    An identity thief tried to impersonate me, once, based on information available on t'interweb. Unfortunately, my Internet "persona" is a fictional figment of my imagination, so the poor chap ended up disappearing up his own @rsehole.

    The moral of this story is: Don't try to impersonate crazy buggers.

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    Dalek Dave
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    No, I'm Spartacus!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    • D Dalek Dave

      No, I'm Spartacus!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      Mark_Wallace
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      No, I'm Spartacus!

      I'm Tiger Woods.

      Let me at the hole -- I've got my wood ready!

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        An identity thief tried to impersonate me, once, based on information available on t'interweb. Unfortunately, my Internet "persona" is a fictional figment of my imagination, so the poor chap ended up disappearing up his own @rsehole.

        The moral of this story is: Don't try to impersonate crazy buggers.

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        LittleYellowBird
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        Mark Wallace wrote:

        my Internet "persona" is a fictional figment of my imagination

        I always suspected that was the case Susan! :)

        Ali

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Dalek Dave wrote:

          No, I'm Spartacus!

          I'm Tiger Woods.

          Let me at the hole -- I've got my wood ready!

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          Dalek Dave
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          Ah, a freshly divorced serial adulterer?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • D Dalek Dave

            You are surely missing the point. Alexandr Orlov is not selling Car Insurance, he is offering a Meerkat Comparison Service, he gets annoyed when people confuse him with a Car Insurance Company. I have used his site and compared many meerkats and found it to be an invaluable aid in Suricata Taxonomy.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            Lost User
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            I like to compare the comedic talents of Graham Norton and Alan Carr, and find CompareTheQueerTwat.com to be very useful for this.

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            • L LittleYellowBird

              Mark Wallace wrote:

              my Internet "persona" is a fictional figment of my imagination

              I always suspected that was the case Susan! :)

              Ali

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Alison P wrote:

              I always suspected that was the case Susan!

              Damn it, Geoffrey! Don't let the cat out of the bag!

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Alison P wrote:

                I always suspected that was the case Susan!

                Damn it, Geoffrey! Don't let the cat out of the bag!

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Dalek Dave
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                OMG, Alison is really Geoffrey? Those postings I made are really going to be quite incriminating! :~

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Ah, a freshly divorced serial adulterer?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  I love the smell of fresh divorce in the morning...

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    OMG, Alison is really Geoffrey? Those postings I made are really going to be quite incriminating! :~

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    OMG, Alison is really Geoffrey? Those postings I made are really going to be quite incriminating!

                    Dear Sir, Due to printer problems, your blackmail note has been delayed. Please accept our apologies, and thank you for your patience. Sincerely, Geoff & Sue

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • L Lost User

                      I like to compare the comedic talents of Graham Norton and Alan Carr, and find CompareTheQueerTwat.com to be very useful for this.

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                      LloydA111
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                      5!!!!


                      "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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                      • H Henry Minute

                        They have always been blabbermouths[^].

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        LloydA111
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                        Have you ever been on http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/[^]? You can download some of the sounds they use on the adverts (ie, the "Compare the Meerkat" song) :-O


                        "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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                        • L LloydA111

                          Have you ever been on http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/[^]? You can download some of the sounds they use on the adverts (ie, the "Compare the Meerkat" song) :-O


                          "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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                          Henry Minute
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                          Lloyd Atkinson wrote:

                          Have you ever been on http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/\[^\]?

                          I went there when the ads first started. Not been there since though.

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            No, I'm Spartacus!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            Lost User
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                            I'm asparagus!

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                            • H Henry Minute

                              Lloyd Atkinson wrote:

                              Have you ever been on http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/\[^\]?

                              I went there when the ads first started. Not been there since though.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              Shrimpersfan
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                              Possibly the most annoying advert on tv at the moment, along with that fat b*****d from GoCompare!

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                              • S Shrimpersfan

                                Possibly the most annoying advert on tv at the moment, along with that fat b*****d from GoCompare!

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                                Henry Minute
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                                Tolerable, the first time, then more and more annoying. The Meerkats, I mean, not the FB.

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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