Wayne Rooney [modified]
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Good for Colleen though. When he shagged a Granny a few years ago she decided to remain loyal to her Meal Ticket talented footballer boyfriend, until such time as they married and had a child. Now that he has been shagging whores whilst she was pregnant the divorce will cost him quite a lot! Remember Ray Parlour? Half the Assets immeadiately and a third of all future earnings! I wonder if Colleen will be dating anytime soon?
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Aren't Shrek and Princess supposed to live happily ever after. Maybe they will if she dumps him :) She's always got her Nice Boot Camp advert to bring some cash in.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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An example of how you can't have both looks AND brains........ oh hang on....didn't get that quite right did I? The lady he has allegedly had an excursion with must be good at something because she's nothing much to write home (or to the papers) about.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
modified on Monday, September 6, 2010 3:44 AM
Who is Wayne Rooney, and why are his transgressions considered "news?" Slow day in the news office?:confused:
Will Rogers never met me.
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Good for Colleen though. When he shagged a Granny a few years ago she decided to remain loyal to her Meal Ticket talented footballer boyfriend, until such time as they married and had a child. Now that he has been shagging whores whilst she was pregnant the divorce will cost him quite a lot! Remember Ray Parlour? Half the Assets immeadiately and a third of all future earnings! I wonder if Colleen will be dating anytime soon?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
Remember Ray Parlour?
I thought the payoff was just punishment for his ridiculous hair.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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An example of how you can't have both looks AND brains........ oh hang on....didn't get that quite right did I? The lady he has allegedly had an excursion with must be good at something because she's nothing much to write home (or to the papers) about.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
modified on Monday, September 6, 2010 3:44 AM
Rooney may be a decent footballer but he is a brainless twerp: not like it's the first time he's been caught with his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak. What a moron. On the other hand it may be untrue and she is looking to get some publicity? :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Who is Wayne Rooney, and why are his transgressions considered "news?" Slow day in the news office?:confused:
Will Rogers never met me.
He is the model for Mr Potato-Head.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Rooney may be a decent footballer but he is a brainless twerp: not like it's the first time he's been caught with his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak. What a moron. On the other hand it may be untrue and she is looking to get some publicity? :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Publicity yes, but at those prices? I can go to .......ah best not go any further :)
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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An example of how you can't have both looks AND brains........ oh hang on....didn't get that quite right did I? The lady he has allegedly had an excursion with must be good at something because she's nothing much to write home (or to the papers) about.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
modified on Monday, September 6, 2010 3:44 AM
"I'm ashamed of my behaviour, I've let my family and friends down, severely damaged my career and ran the risk of contracting all manner of diseases. I've sunk as low as I can go.", said the prostitute when interviewed. Andy B
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Who is Wayne Rooney, and why are his transgressions considered "news?" Slow day in the news office?:confused:
Will Rogers never met me.
He is allegedly one of the world's best footballers but failed to live up to that billing in the world cup and behaved like an arse. He is news because all that seels newspapers in the UK is the failings of "celebrities". Apperently there are several footballers who have had the papers gagged over their own dalliancies - I despair.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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"I'm ashamed of my behaviour, I've let my family and friends down, severely damaged my career and ran the risk of contracting all manner of diseases. I've sunk as low as I can go.", said the prostitute when interviewed. Andy B
I hear the NOTW have been rifling through her bins to see how many bags she made Wayne wear on his head before she'd touch him with a barge pole (metaphorically speaking)
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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I hear the NOTW have been rifling through her bins to see how many bags she made Wayne wear on his head before she'd touch him with a barge pole (metaphorically speaking)
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
I feel sorry for the girl, all that money from the Spud-Faced-Nipper went to her head. She has to wake up every morning and look at herself in the mirror! (And the Sun, The Mail, The Express...)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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He is allegedly one of the world's best footballers but failed to live up to that billing in the world cup and behaved like an arse. He is news because all that seels newspapers in the UK is the failings of "celebrities". Apperently there are several footballers who have had the papers gagged over their own dalliancies - I despair.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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The English press BEFORE the World Cup :)
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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The English press BEFORE the World Cup :)
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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An example of how you can't have both looks AND brains........ oh hang on....didn't get that quite right did I? The lady he has allegedly had an excursion with must be good at something because she's nothing much to write home (or to the papers) about.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
modified on Monday, September 6, 2010 3:44 AM
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Josh Gray wrote:
The guy's an amateur.
Not anymore, he plays in the same league as Tiger Woods and Frank Ribery.
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Who is Wayne Rooney, and why are his transgressions considered "news?" Slow day in the news office?:confused:
Will Rogers never met me.