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  • D Dalek Dave

    What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex. What do you call a paedophile dinosaur? Barney.

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    Lost User
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea? What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no idea? ;P

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      What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea? What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no idea? ;P

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      Rhys Gravell
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      What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean? Bob

      Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett

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      • D Dalek Dave

        What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex. What do you call a paedophile dinosaur? Barney.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Lost User
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        What do you call a paedophile dinosaur?

        I would call "ambitious".

        ...byte till it megahertz...

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        • D Dalek Dave

          What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex. What do you call a paedophile dinosaur? Barney.

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          Corporal Agarn
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          You may need a link to Barney. I remember him but others may not.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex. What do you call a paedophile dinosaur? Barney.

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            CaptainSeeSharp
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            What do you call Delek the Drunks bathroom? A Vomitorium.

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            • C CaptainSeeSharp

              What do you call Delek the Drunks bathroom? A Vomitorium.

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              Smithers Jones
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              Ohh, I have another one... What do you call CSS's house? Pizza hut. :)

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                What do you call Delek the Drunks bathroom? A Vomitorium.

                Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                Dalek Dave
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                Well, it has an exit, and after all that is what a vomitorium is, the exit to a theatre. I know there are some really stupid people who think it has to do with being sick, but they are the sort of ill-educated twats that remain virgins for a long time and still live with their mothers.

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                  Well, it has an exit, and after all that is what a vomitorium is, the exit to a theatre. I know there are some really stupid people who think it has to do with being sick, but they are the sort of ill-educated twats that remain virgins for a long time and still live with their mothers.

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  Were there really vomitoriums in ancient Rome?[^]

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                    Were there really vomitoriums in ancient Rome?[^]

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Exactly. In fact the etymology of Vomit (in the sense we use today), if from the Latin meaning to exit. It is the opposite of Admit.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Exactly. In fact the etymology of Vomit (in the sense we use today), if from the Latin meaning to exit. It is the opposite of Admit.

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                      hairy_hats
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                      The etymology of "seminar" is from the same root as "semen", but I'm not sure how relevant that is.

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                      • H hairy_hats

                        The etymology of "seminar" is from the same root as "semen", but I'm not sure how relevant that is.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        It explains why Catholic Priests are sent to Seminaries.

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                          It explains why Catholic Priests are sent to Seminaries.

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                          hairy_hats
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                            What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean? Bob

                            Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett

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                            hairy_hats
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                            What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming strongly in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean? Clever dick.

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              It explains why Catholic Priests are sent to Seminaries.

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                              Lost User
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                              Ba-da-boom! :-D

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                                Ba-da-boom! :-D

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                                fjdiewornncalwe
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                                From pedo-dino Barney to vomit doesn't take very long, does it.

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                                  From pedo-dino Barney to vomit doesn't take very long, does it.

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                                  That was a pretty good example of free association, wasn't it? Barney to perverted priests in 3 easy steps. :laugh: :laugh:

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                                    That was a pretty good example of free association, wasn't it? Barney to perverted priests in 3 easy steps. :laugh: :laugh:

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Barney was a Triassic Archbishop.

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                                      It explains why Catholic Priests are sent to Seminaries.

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      But it does bring disturbing images to mind over the idea of something being a seminal event. :rolleyes:

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