Easy Quiz
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Not if there was a gigantic pyranha infested river running just inside the forest! Ha! ;)
Ali
Is that a gigantic river infested with ordinary piranhas, or an ordinary river infested with gigantic piranhas?
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Not if there was a gigantic pyranha infested river running just inside the forest! Ha! ;)
Ali
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Dalek Dave wrote:
What have the following got in common? Sodium Potassium Iron Silver Tin Antimony Tungsten Gold Mercury and Lead
All have been beaten up by Chuck Norris.
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
So traumatically, in fact, that they've all changed their names to protect their identities (their initials remain unchanged).
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What have the following got in common? Sodium Potassium Iron Silver Tin Antimony Tungsten Gold Mercury and Lead
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Not a damn thing... :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Which is heavier? An Ounce of Gold or an Ounce of Feathers?
--An ounce of sh*t :-D
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Is that a gigantic river infested with ordinary piranhas, or an ordinary river infested with gigantic piranhas?
It is a gigantic river infested with gigantic piranhas..... of course! :-D
Ali
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Oh dash and bother! :rolleyes: Note to Self: always check spelling of every word because you cannot spell for tofey! :-D
Ali
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Is the dog laden or unladen?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Henry Minute wrote:
Is the dog laden or unladen?
It is standing! :-D
Ali
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Henry Minute wrote:
Is the dog laden or unladen?
It is standing! :-D
Ali
Come by! Bitch!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Come by! Bitch!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Henry Minute wrote:
Bitch!
:omg: I'm speechless! (and that doesn't happen very often!)
Ali
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Henry Minute wrote:
Bitch!
:omg: I'm speechless! (and that doesn't happen very often!)
Ali
Sorry. :-O I did strike it out. :) I sort of got into the whole doggy thing for a moment there and became carried away. :-\
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Sorry. :-O I did strike it out. :) I sort of got into the whole doggy thing for a moment there and became carried away. :-\
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
:-D No worries!
Henry Minute wrote:
I sort of got into the whole doggy thing for a moment there and became carried away.
Not for the first time I suppose! ;)
Ali
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:-D No worries!
Henry Minute wrote:
I sort of got into the whole doggy thing for a moment there and became carried away.
Not for the first time I suppose! ;)
Ali
My case comes up next Tuesday.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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My case comes up next Tuesday.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Plead insanity, it worked for me! ;)
Ali