When nothing goes right! (A joke - maybe not really)
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Ever had a day like this? Nothing going right? Well I don't know whether to put this one into the joke category or not. A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all." "I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then a wise ass like you shows up and drinks the whole thing."
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modified on Thursday, September 9, 2010 12:37 AM
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Ever had a day like this? Nothing going right? Well I don't know whether to put this one into the joke category or not. A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all." "I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then a wise ass like you shows up and drinks the whole thing."
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
modified on Thursday, September 9, 2010 12:37 AM
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Gets my 5!
Thanks. :)
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
I'll give you a 4 for that bad boy!