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  • L Lost User

    One week ago today I was on holiday in Devon, and spending the day on Blackpool Sands beach. I assume the sands bit is some sort of Devonish joke as there is none there and it is bloody painful to walk on. However, to try to amuse my 4 year old daughter I bought a kite from the beach shop for 3 pounds, a single string jobby - looked like a parrot. In the most part it sailed without incident except for one occasion when it dove from the sky and struck a woman walking innocently towards the cafe / shop area. I apologised and got it up again (fnarr). After lunch we had another go at flying the kite, and after some time it again made a dive for the ground, this time its victim saw it coming and jumped out of the way. She then started to shout "Twice! That's twice" as I realised it was the same woman as the first time and attempted to make further apology. This situation was not helped by my mother shouting out (in between fits of laughter) "It's the same woman". I had failed to realise at the time this was some sort of portent for the fate of the planet.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    Was this 'Woman' your soon to be Ex-Wife?

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Near miss[^], twice on the same day.

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      Lost User
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      Meh, God needs target practice (or is she practicing on us ;) )

      ...byte till it megahertz...

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Near miss[^], twice on the same day.

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        Maximilien
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        so fitting. I'm currently reading "The Hammer of God" by Arthur C. Clarke; not finished yet, so I don't know if it going to miss or not.

        Watched code never compiles.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Near miss[^], twice on the same day.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          They come from the planet Klendatu...

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          • D DaveAuld

            Quote: "Nasa estimates that asteroids smaller than 25 metres in diameter would burn up while entering the atmosphere and cause no damage" They only estimate. The larger one was 20m, what if their estimate is wrong. :doh:

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            Dan Neely
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            The reason they can't give an exact number is that there isn't one. Re-entry speed, angle of approach (to the atmosphere), composition, shape, angular momentum all contribute to the burnup rate and the likelihood of fragmentation (fragments burn faster).

            3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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              The reason they can't give an exact number is that there isn't one. Re-entry speed, angle of approach (to the atmosphere), composition, shape, angular momentum all contribute to the burnup rate and the likelihood of fragmentation (fragments burn faster).

              3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

              modified on Thursday, September 9, 2010 10:50 AM

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              Dalek Dave
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              What is the 'Hood of Fragmentation'?

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              • D Dan Neely

                The reason they can't give an exact number is that there isn't one. Re-entry speed, angle of approach (to the atmosphere), composition, shape, angular momentum all contribute to the burnup rate and the likelihood of fragmentation (fragments burn faster).

                3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

                modified on Thursday, September 9, 2010 10:50 AM

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                DaveAuld
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                .........hang on, i didn't come here for a science lesson you know! I know they can't give an exact number, i was only saying to the post before me......ah forget it, is doesn't matter, i'm going for a cuppa. :laugh:

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  What is the 'Hood of Fragmentation'?

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                  hairy_hats
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                  Sounds like a painful disease.

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                  • F fjdiewornncalwe

                    So his performance in the WC was that he was tired from late night sessions?

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                    1 21 Gigawatts
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                    Probably. He has a history with wanting to sleep with whores. Probably because what girl would want to sleep with Shrek without getting paid?

                    "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                    • H hairy_hats

                      Web page title: "Earth survives rare close encounter with two large asteroids". :omg: Actual content: "space agency researchers said neither asteroid posed a risk to earth" :zzz: Me: :rolleyes:

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                      Russell Jones
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                      I think it said: "Government department worried about budget reductions. Attempts to create wave of fear to ensure future government pork" I may have misread though

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                      • H hairy_hats

                        Remember Tunguska[^]?

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                        Joe Woodbury
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                        Despite the construction of the Wikipedia article, most the evidence point to it being a comet. Still it wasn't any more destructive than a volcano or big earthquake, let alone a super-volcano.

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