Damned Pigeons!
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While walking to my ride to work this morning a pigeon shat on my gym bag. I suppose I should be grateful that it missed my head and jacket, but still! :mad: So anyway, you natives of pigeon infested lands, I have to walk under this railway bridge everyday. How do you avoid pigeon sh*te? :~
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
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:laugh: Lol - I think the English might object to a young lady strolling about the streets of London with that sort of equipment!
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
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You have to fight them with their own medicin, if they shit on you, shit back on them! Eventually they will learn not to shit on you. /Magnus
- I don't necessarily agree with everything I say
Any strategies for getting under the roof of a railway bridge to do this without being arrested? :-D
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
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Any strategies for getting under the roof of a railway bridge to do this without being arrested? :-D
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
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Don't worry: you should be thankful, as it is a sign of good luck to be pooed on by a birdy, or so my Mum says. I must confess that I haven't quite sussed the logic out yet, but my Mum is always right :) Debbie
Lol - no good luck so far today. First I got pooed on by a pigeon, then the finance dept wiped their Sage stuff, so now I'm suffering with restores. At least tomorrow evening the weekend starts! :-D
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
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:laugh: Lol - I think the English might object to a young lady strolling about the streets of London with that sort of equipment!
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
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Sure do! Go to the nearest costume store and buy the biggest pigeon outfit you can find. :) /Magnus
- I don't necessarily agree with everything I say
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Clickety[^] HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Hehe..i can see it before me, Megan sitting under the railway bridge roof in that suit, targeting in on the poor pigeons. :laugh: /Magnus
- I don't necessarily agree with everything I say
Yeah right, being a target for the local loony bin more like :laugh:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
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Clickety[^] HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Lol - does my butt look big in this? ;P
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
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While walking to my ride to work this morning a pigeon shat on my gym bag. I suppose I should be grateful that it missed my head and jacket, but still! :mad: So anyway, you natives of pigeon infested lands, I have to walk under this railway bridge everyday. How do you avoid pigeon sh*te? :~
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
Advice: every morning befor walking under the bridge hurl an explosive device in to scare the shit out of them. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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Clickety[^] HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
benjymous wrote: HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! Heheh. Best show on TV this side of South Park... :-D Shog9 ------
Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance
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While walking to my ride to work this morning a pigeon shat on my gym bag. I suppose I should be grateful that it missed my head and jacket, but still! :mad: So anyway, you natives of pigeon infested lands, I have to walk under this railway bridge everyday. How do you avoid pigeon sh*te? :~
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
Megan Forbes wrote: How do you avoid pigeon sh*te? Well, that can be tricky, but your best bet is to stay out from under places they like to roost. Avoid walking under railway bridges, for instance. Megan Forbes wrote: I have to walk under this railway bridge everyday. D'oh! (maybe an umbrella...?) Shog9 ------
Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance
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Advice: every morning befor walking under the bridge hurl an explosive device in to scare the shit out of them. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Colin Davies wrote: hurl an explosive device in to scare the sh*t out of them. :laugh: - I suppose it might be wise to wait about 60 seconds to make sure the huge amounts have been expelled
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages
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benjymous wrote: HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! Heheh. Best show on TV this side of South Park... :-D Shog9 ------
Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance
Yep, very humourous. I like the deliquent squirrels best though. :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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I thought English were phlegmatic ? :)
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)
