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  • K KaRl

    Megan Forbes wrote: How do you avoid pigeon sh*te By reducing the threat[^] :-D


    A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)

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    Megan Forbes
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    :laugh: Lol - I think the English might object to a young lady strolling about the streets of London with that sort of equipment!


    I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages

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      You have to fight them with their own medicin, if they shit on you, shit back on them! Eventually they will learn not to shit on you. /Magnus


      - I don't necessarily agree with everything I say

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      Any strategies for getting under the roof of a railway bridge to do this without being arrested? :-D


      I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages

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        Any strategies for getting under the roof of a railway bridge to do this without being arrested? :-D


        I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages

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        _Magnus_
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        Sure do! Go to the nearest costume store and buy the biggest pigeon outfit you can find. :) /Magnus


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          Don't worry: you should be thankful, as it is a sign of good luck to be pooed on by a birdy, or so my Mum says. I must confess that I haven't quite sussed the logic out yet, but my Mum is always right :) Debbie

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          Lol - no good luck so far today. First I got pooed on by a pigeon, then the finance dept wiped their Sage stuff, so now I'm suffering with restores. At least tomorrow evening the weekend starts! :-D


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            :laugh: Lol - I think the English might object to a young lady strolling about the streets of London with that sort of equipment!


            I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages

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            KaRl
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            I thought English were phlegmatic ? :)


            A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)

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              Sure do! Go to the nearest costume store and buy the biggest pigeon outfit you can find. :) /Magnus


              - I don't necessarily agree with everything I say

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              Clickety[^] HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                Clickety[^] HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                _Magnus_
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                Hehe..i can see it before me, Megan sitting under the railway bridge roof in that suit, targeting in on the poor pigeons. :laugh: /Magnus


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                  Hehe..i can see it before me, Megan sitting under the railway bridge roof in that suit, targeting in on the poor pigeons. :laugh: /Magnus


                  - I don't necessarily agree with everything I say

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                  Megan Forbes
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                  Yeah right, being a target for the local loony bin more like :laugh:


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                    Clickety[^] HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                    Lol - does my butt look big in this? ;P


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                      While walking to my ride to work this morning a pigeon shat on my gym bag. I suppose I should be grateful that it missed my head and jacket, but still! :mad: So anyway, you natives of pigeon infested lands, I have to walk under this railway bridge everyday. How do you avoid pigeon sh*te? :~


                      I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages

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                      Advice: every morning befor walking under the bridge hurl an explosive device in to scare the shit out of them. Regardz Colin J Davies

                      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                      You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                        Clickety[^] HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                        benjymous wrote: HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! Heheh. Best show on TV this side of South Park... :-D Shog9 ------

                        Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance

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                        • M Megan Forbes

                          While walking to my ride to work this morning a pigeon shat on my gym bag. I suppose I should be grateful that it missed my head and jacket, but still! :mad: So anyway, you natives of pigeon infested lands, I have to walk under this railway bridge everyday. How do you avoid pigeon sh*te? :~


                          I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages

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                          Megan Forbes wrote: How do you avoid pigeon sh*te? Well, that can be tricky, but your best bet is to stay out from under places they like to roost. Avoid walking under railway bridges, for instance. Megan Forbes wrote: I have to walk under this railway bridge everyday. D'oh! (maybe an umbrella...?) Shog9 ------

                          Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance

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                            Advice: every morning befor walking under the bridge hurl an explosive device in to scare the shit out of them. Regardz Colin J Davies

                            Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                            You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                            Colin Davies wrote: hurl an explosive device in to scare the sh*t out of them. :laugh: - I suppose it might be wise to wait about 60 seconds to make sure the huge amounts have been expelled


                            I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages

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                              benjymous wrote: HELLO? YES! I'M WEARING A PIGEON SUIT! NO! IT'S RUBBISH! Heheh. Best show on TV this side of South Park... :-D Shog9 ------

                              Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance

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                              David Wulff
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                              Yep, very humourous. I like the deliquent squirrels best though. :-D


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                                I thought English were phlegmatic ? :)


                                A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)

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                                This one isn't. ;P Go for it girl! Anna :rose: "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                - Marcia Graesch

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