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  • F federico strati

    New voting post: What is the best cheese in your country?

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Dutch cheese is cr@p, and the English and French cheeses that are imported are cr@ppy quality. I'm going off to sulk, now.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • F federico strati

      New voting post: What is the best cheese in your country?

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      RogelioP EX DE HL
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      federico.strati wrote:

      New voting post: What is the best cheese in your country?

      Any of the following: Guide to Mexican Cheeses[^] Personal favorite: Asadero[^], the northern version as made in the state of Chihuahua :-\ -- RP

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      • I Ian Shlasko

        Cake[^]

        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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        It's look a tad more appetising if it weren't sitting on corrugated cardboard.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Ystradgynlais Molecular Unstable Brie[^]

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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          And there's bonus points in it for anyone who can actually pronounce the name correctly... :)

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          • J Johnny J

            And there's bonus points in it for anyone who can actually pronounce the name correctly... :)

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            Eh-Strad-gin-lies :thumbsup:

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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            • F federico strati

              New voting post: What is the best cheese in your country?

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              annathor
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              selbu blå and fløtemysost

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                Eh-Strad-gin-lies :thumbsup:

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                Or "Uh-strad-gun-lice" if you are a North Walian.

                Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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                  Or "Uh-strad-gun-lice" if you are a North Walian.

                  Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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                  5! But since Ystrad is in South Wales, I'll stick to the local version... :laugh:

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • F federico strati

                    New voting post: What is the best cheese in your country?

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                    Slacker007
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                    Nacho cheese.

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                    • A Abhinav S

                      Home made Paneer.[^]

                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                      Sandesh M Patil
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                      ;P

                      General India Topics

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Ystradgynlais Molecular Unstable Brie[^]

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                        I see they are reserving category D for some of my jokes. :-D

                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                        • F federico strati

                          New voting post: What is the best cheese in your country?

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                          federico.strati wrote:

                          What is the best cheese in your country?

                          Grevé and Jarlsberg are my favourite Scandinavian cheeses. However it depends on the dish, for pizza I like Mozzarella and for sandwiches Camembert or Roquefort-type (blue cheese) is nice too, Greek Feta is good for salats. I hope nobody says "Plastic wrapped cheese"[^] :)

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                            Or "Uh-strad-gun-lice" if you are a North Walian.

                            Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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                            Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                            "Uh-strad-gun-lice"

                            Well, I don't know any Welsh at all, but this pronunciation is supported by Tracey Ullman in good old "Three of a Kind" - God I love British humour from the eighties... :-D

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                            • F federico strati

                              New voting post: What is the best cheese in your country?

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                              bVagadishnu
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                              Cheez Whiz

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                              • F federico strati

                                New voting post: What is the best cheese in your country?

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                                we call it PANEER

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  5! But since Ystrad is in South Wales, I'll stick to the local version... :laugh:

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                  Very good, you two, now try: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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                                    Very good, you two, now try: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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                                    LLAN - FAIR - PWLL - GWYN - GYLL - GO - GER - YCH - WYRN - DROB - WLL - LLAN - TY - SILIO - GO - GO - GOCH LLAN - To start off with, pronounce this section as you would do the Scottish word "clan". Lie your tongue flat in your mouth so that the tip is firmly touching the bridge behind your front teeth. Keeping the tip of your tongue in place, try and touch your back teeth with the sides of your tongue - now breathe out forcing the air to run strongly over the back of your tongue. This will cause a vibrating noise near your back teeth. Again, keeping the tongue in position, gently change the shape of your tongue until the sound becomes more controlled. This is the "ll" sound you are looking for. FAIR - Simply pronounce this section as you would the english word "fire", (not like you would expect to pronounce the word "fair" in english!) and change the "f" for a "v". PWLL - Now you have been practising your "ll" sound this will be a little easier to explain. The "pw" section is pronounced like the "pu" in the english word "put". Now add the "ll" on the end as described above. GWYN - You may have heard the Welsh name "Gwyn", well this is pronounced in exactly the same way. Just say the english word "win" and put a "g" in front of it. (pronounce the "g" as you would in the word "gone"). GYLL - This is a bit more tricky. First say the english word "gil" (as associated with fish!"). Then change the "l" (as in "let") to "ll" as explained above. GO - Looks easy doesn't it - it is! Pronounce it as you would the "go" in "gone" GER - Simply say the word "care" but change the "c" for a "g". YCH - Like the pronunciation of "ll", this is another tricky section to explain. Think of something you don't like and say "yuck". Now take the "y" from the beginning to leave "uck". Now change the "ck" to "ch" as pronounced in the Scottish word "loch". WYRN - This looks more complicated than it is. Just say the english word "win". DROB - First say the english word "draw" and then add a "b" on the end. Easy. WLL - You've learnt this already. It's pronounced the same as "pwll" above but without the "p". LLAN - Again, this is exactly the same as the "llan" at the beginning of this section. TY - Simply pronounce this section as you would the "t" in "twig". SILIO - Just say "silly - o". The "o" is pronounced as in "cot". GO - As above. GO - As above. GOCH - We're almost there. Simply say "go" as above, put the "ch" after it and that's it! I admit I cheated - google "pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      LLAN - FAIR - PWLL - GWYN - GYLL - GO - GER - YCH - WYRN - DROB - WLL - LLAN - TY - SILIO - GO - GO - GOCH LLAN - To start off with, pronounce this section as you would do the Scottish word "clan". Lie your tongue flat in your mouth so that the tip is firmly touching the bridge behind your front teeth. Keeping the tip of your tongue in place, try and touch your back teeth with the sides of your tongue - now breathe out forcing the air to run strongly over the back of your tongue. This will cause a vibrating noise near your back teeth. Again, keeping the tongue in position, gently change the shape of your tongue until the sound becomes more controlled. This is the "ll" sound you are looking for. FAIR - Simply pronounce this section as you would the english word "fire", (not like you would expect to pronounce the word "fair" in english!) and change the "f" for a "v". PWLL - Now you have been practising your "ll" sound this will be a little easier to explain. The "pw" section is pronounced like the "pu" in the english word "put". Now add the "ll" on the end as described above. GWYN - You may have heard the Welsh name "Gwyn", well this is pronounced in exactly the same way. Just say the english word "win" and put a "g" in front of it. (pronounce the "g" as you would in the word "gone"). GYLL - This is a bit more tricky. First say the english word "gil" (as associated with fish!"). Then change the "l" (as in "let") to "ll" as explained above. GO - Looks easy doesn't it - it is! Pronounce it as you would the "go" in "gone" GER - Simply say the word "care" but change the "c" for a "g". YCH - Like the pronunciation of "ll", this is another tricky section to explain. Think of something you don't like and say "yuck". Now take the "y" from the beginning to leave "uck". Now change the "ck" to "ch" as pronounced in the Scottish word "loch". WYRN - This looks more complicated than it is. Just say the english word "win". DROB - First say the english word "draw" and then add a "b" on the end. Easy. WLL - You've learnt this already. It's pronounced the same as "pwll" above but without the "p". LLAN - Again, this is exactly the same as the "llan" at the beginning of this section. TY - Simply pronounce this section as you would the "t" in "twig". SILIO - Just say "silly - o". The "o" is pronounced as in "cot". GO - As above. GO - As above. GOCH - We're almost there. Simply say "go" as above, put the "ch" after it and that's it! I admit I cheated - google "pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll

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                                      Johnny J
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                                      Yes, yes, yes, that's all well and fine, but how do you REMEMBER the sodding name? :laugh:

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                                      • J Johnny J

                                        Yes, yes, yes, that's all well and fine, but how do you REMEMBER the sodding name? :laugh:

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        "Llanfair PG"

                                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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