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  • M Mycroft Holmes

    I actually had to go in and check, it said ALL their newsletters, I was sure I had delisted them. I did not think of changing the name to null, cute.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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    Mladen Jankovic
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    Mycroft Holmes wrote:

    I did not think of changing the name to null, cute.

    How 'bout Mycroft');drop table users;-- ?

    [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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    • C Christian Graus

      I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      DABBee
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      Even your spam sucks. T-SQL - "Hello" + NULL = NULL

      Dave: But I don't wanna be a barbarian! Fang: You did when you were ten! Dave: Yes, but I thought it meant a librarian that also cuts hair.

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      • C Christian Graus

        I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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        DABBee
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        Oh and just to make you feel more special, I got this and it started with: 'Hello David" ho ho ho hee hee hee hee sucks to be you.....

        Dave: But I don't wanna be a barbarian! Fang: You did when you were ten! Dave: Yes, but I thought it meant a librarian that also cuts hair.

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        • M Mladen Jankovic

          Mycroft Holmes wrote:

          I did not think of changing the name to null, cute.

          How 'bout Mycroft');drop table users;-- ?

          [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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          Mycroft Holmes
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          Nobody in their right mind has a table called Users I like to drop the Country table, the disruption is more subtle.

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Bugger! My secret is out.

            I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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            Single Step Debugger
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            Nothing personal your highness but the Roman authorities pay a way better than you. They promise to give me the codez since you want me to google/create them!

            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            • C Christian Graus

              I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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              Ravi Bhavnani
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              'Tis better to be null than NaN, I say. /ravi

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              • R Ravi Bhavnani

                'Tis better to be null than NaN, I say. /ravi

                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                Henry Minute
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                Ah but you can eat a NaN, you won't get very full on NULLs.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                • C Christian Graus

                  I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  So don't call.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • C Christian Graus

                    I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    Lost User
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                    "I am NULL" I think you have probably reached the ultimate state of existence!

                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      Lost User
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                      Well, in the end even being assimilated by the Borg is just as in any other place. You must start out at the bottom and slowly crawl up the ladder again. At the moment you are NULL, but if you do good work you will be promoted to 35.626.646.636.635.673 of 35.626.646.636.635.673 in no time. Resistance is futile.

                      A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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                      • L Luc Pattyn

                        you should count your blessings. When CG is null, all of the following will no longer work as before:

                        CG.SendWrongStuff();
                        CG.CancelFlight();
                        CG.DontCallBack();
                        CG.SendWrongInvoice();
                        CG.CutElectricity();
                        CG.ChangeSubscriptionData();
                        CG.DeliverParcelLate();
                        CG.DemolishRoof();
                        CG.InfestWithRodents();
                        CG.ConnectAtRandom();

                        OTOH you may end up pretty bored, your next post could well be: why being NULL sucks: because nothing happens anymore :)

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                        josda1000
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                        This is just plain GOLD!

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                        • C Christian Graus

                          I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                          peterchen
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                          What's the deal withg posting stupid e-mails, without much commentary? An Ikea-Rant?

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