What is so special about the Mayan calendar anyway?
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The Mayan calendar begins and ends when the plane of the ecliptic intersects with the center of our galaxy. According to doomsayers, some earth ending event is supposed to happen when this alignment occurs. Of course, logic dictates that the same earth-ending event could happen when my anal pore lines up with the toilet on any given day, or that the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles, turn light into dark, and cause Obama to be elected to a 2nd term.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles
It depends on much comes out. I had one yesterday that left me with postpartum depression.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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The Mayan calendar begins and ends when the plane of the ecliptic intersects with the center of our galaxy. According to doomsayers, some earth ending event is supposed to happen when this alignment occurs. Of course, logic dictates that the same earth-ending event could happen when my anal pore lines up with the toilet on any given day, or that the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles, turn light into dark, and cause Obama to be elected to a 2nd term.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles, turn light into dark
That's one hell of a jobby.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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The calendar I use runs out once a year, and yet I still have to pay my taxes four months later. What's up with that?
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The Mayan calendar begins and ends when the plane of the ecliptic intersects with the center of our galaxy. According to doomsayers, some earth ending event is supposed to happen when this alignment occurs. Of course, logic dictates that the same earth-ending event could happen when my anal pore lines up with the toilet on any given day, or that the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles, turn light into dark, and cause Obama to be elected to a 2nd term.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Surely we hope you win your struggle and Obama will be elected to a 2nd term. Memory alignment may be this tricky as well as your daily toilet ?
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Surely we hope you win your struggle and Obama will be elected to a 2nd term. Memory alignment may be this tricky as well as your daily toilet ?
federico.strati wrote:
Surely we hope you win your struggle and Obama will be elected to a 2nd term.
Where in my message did I even hint that I would want Obama elected to a 2nd term? I merely used that as a metaphor that reflected the impossiblity of it happening.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
federico.strati wrote:
Surely we hope you win your struggle and Obama will be elected to a 2nd term.
Where in my message did I even hint that I would want Obama elected to a 2nd term? I merely used that as a metaphor that reflected the impossiblity of it happening.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles
It depends on much comes out. I had one yesterday that left me with postpartum depression.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
I had one yesterday that left me with postpartum depression.
That's what I was talking about yesterday - a truly righteous dump. :)
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
federico.strati wrote:
Surely we hope you win your struggle and Obama will be elected to a 2nd term.
Where in my message did I even hint that I would want Obama elected to a 2nd term? I merely used that as a metaphor that reflected the impossiblity of it happening.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001So if Obama gets elected to a 2nd term the chances of the planet being destroyed are increased? Isn't there a election in 2012?
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So if Obama gets elected to a 2nd term the chances of the planet being destroyed are increased? Isn't there a election in 2012?
Tom Deketelaere wrote:
So if Obama gets elected to a 2nd term the chances of the planet being destroyed are increased?
I don't know about that, but I would start looking out the window expecting to see pigs flying around under their own power.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
I'm not a republican (in fact, I'm not "affiliated" at all), and since my pistols are always cocked and locked, the only sound you'd hear is a bang.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Tom Deketelaere wrote:
So if Obama gets elected to a 2nd term the chances of the planet being destroyed are increased?
I don't know about that, but I would start looking out the window expecting to see pigs flying around under their own power.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Tom Deketelaere wrote:
So if Obama gets elected to a 2nd term the chances of the planet being destroyed are increased?
I don't know about that, but I would start looking out the window expecting to see pigs flying around under their own power.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
The Mayan calendar begins and ends when the plane of the ecliptic intersects with the center of our galaxy. According to doomsayers, some earth ending event is supposed to happen when this alignment occurs. Of course, logic dictates that the same earth-ending event could happen when my anal pore lines up with the toilet on any given day, or that the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles, turn light into dark, and cause Obama to be elected to a 2nd term.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
And yelling "target practice" I'm sure :)
I would be remiss to neglect the opportunity for target practice. :)
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
It doesn't take long for a thread here to go down the toilet. A lot of comments don't pass the smell test, and just lay there, like a turd. Some folks just blurt shit out, leaving a floater in the lounge for all to see. Sometimes I just want to flush the hole damn thing, but then someone startsto get anal about one thing or another, and we have to pore fluid on it to dilute the verbal diarhea.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
The Mayan calendar begins and ends when the plane of the ecliptic intersects with the center of our galaxy. According to doomsayers, some earth ending event is supposed to happen when this alignment occurs. Of course, logic dictates that the same earth-ending event could happen when my anal pore lines up with the toilet on any given day, or that the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles, turn light into dark, and cause Obama to be elected to a 2nd term.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles
Felt like it did a bit yesterday... You need to lay off the hot sauce.
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Because it's Mayan, not yours.
Are you trying to say that what's Mayan is Mayan, and what's yours is yours?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
It doesn't take long for a thread here to go down the toilet. A lot of comments don't pass the smell test, and just lay there, like a turd. Some folks just blurt shit out, leaving a floater in the lounge for all to see. Sometimes I just want to flush the hole damn thing, but then someone startsto get anal about one thing or another, and we have to pore fluid on it to dilute the verbal diarhea.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
That leaves a nasty stink, I bet the brown eye is quiverring with all this potty talk.
Two heads are better than one.
You forgot to bold "potty". Let's try to maintain some sort of consistency here.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles
It depends on much comes out. I had one yesterday that left me with postpartum depression.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Nice, DD. Extra points for style and grace lol...
