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What is so special about the Mayan calendar anyway?

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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    The Mayan calendar begins and ends when the plane of the ecliptic intersects with the center of our galaxy. According to doomsayers, some earth ending event is supposed to happen when this alignment occurs. Of course, logic dictates that the same earth-ending event could happen when my anal pore lines up with the toilet on any given day, or that the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles, turn light into dark, and cause Obama to be elected to a 2nd term.

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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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    NormDroid
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    Now you're just talking crap.

    Two heads are better than one.

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    • T Tom Deketelaere

      And yelling "target practice" I'm sure :)

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      I would be remiss to neglect the opportunity for target practice. :)

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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        Now you're just talking crap.

        Two heads are better than one.

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        realJSOP
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        It doesn't take long for a thread here to go down the toilet. A lot of comments don't pass the smell test, and just lay there, like a turd. Some folks just blurt shit out, leaving a floater in the lounge for all to see. Sometimes I just want to flush the hole damn thing, but then someone startsto get anal about one thing or another, and we have to pore fluid on it to dilute the verbal diarhea.

        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
        -----
        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          The Mayan calendar begins and ends when the plane of the ecliptic intersects with the center of our galaxy. According to doomsayers, some earth ending event is supposed to happen when this alignment occurs. Of course, logic dictates that the same earth-ending event could happen when my anal pore lines up with the toilet on any given day, or that the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles, turn light into dark, and cause Obama to be elected to a 2nd term.

          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
          -----
          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
          -----
          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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          fjdiewornncalwe
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          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles

          Felt like it did a bit yesterday... You need to lay off the hot sauce.

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          • P PIEBALDconsult

            Because it's Mayan, not yours.

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            realJSOP
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            Are you trying to say that what's Mayan is Mayan, and what's yours is yours?

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
            -----
            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              It doesn't take long for a thread here to go down the toilet. A lot of comments don't pass the smell test, and just lay there, like a turd. Some folks just blurt shit out, leaving a floater in the lounge for all to see. Sometimes I just want to flush the hole damn thing, but then someone startsto get anal about one thing or another, and we have to pore fluid on it to dilute the verbal diarhea.

              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
              -----
              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
              -----
              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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              NormDroid
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              That leaves a nasty stink, I bet the brown eye is quiverring with all this potty talk.

              Two heads are better than one.

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                That leaves a nasty stink, I bet the brown eye is quiverring with all this potty talk.

                Two heads are better than one.

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                realJSOP
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                You forgot to bold "potty". Let's try to maintain some sort of consistency here.

                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                -----
                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  the resulting deficant deposit could somehow shift the poles

                  It depends on much comes out. I had one yesterday that left me with postpartum depression.

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                  TheyCallMeMrJames
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                  Nice, DD. Extra points for style and grace lol...

                  They Call me Mister James

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    I would be remiss to neglect the opportunity for target practice. :)

                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                    Brady Kelly
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                    And bacon.

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      You forgot to bold "potty". Let's try to maintain some sort of consistency here.

                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                      -----
                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      Yes, let's try to keep it at least the consistency of chocolate pudding. Anything less, and you may appear wet behind the ears.

                      [Forum Guidelines]

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                      • J JHizzle

                        People think those sacrifices they did were to honour the gods. That was merely a cover story to remove the Mayan IRS.

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        Sounds like a plan. Let's roll...

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Flying Pigs[^]

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Roger Wright
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                          That would be a whirlypig, the state bird in the Peoples' Republic of California, but a gamebird in Arizona and Texas.

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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