Mother-in-laws... [Moved]
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How did you know I was insane. :-\
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She's buried?
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You know, I'm seriously considering changing my handle. I've come to the realization that compared to some of the back room denizens, I really don't deserve this moniker. :laugh: :laugh:
L u n a t i c F r i n g e
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The Mother-in-law was knocking on the front door. I knew it were her, because the mice were throwing themselves onto the traps. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough." I'm not saying my Mother-in-law's ugly, but last christmas she stood under the mistle toe waiting for someone to kiss and she was still there at lent. In fact she went to see that film the Elephant Man and the audience thought she was making a personal appearance. The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea." Good Old Les Dawson!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Good Old Les Dawson!
:~
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who fucking needs them... :thumbsdown:
modified on Friday, October 8, 2010 8:48 AM
I have far more time for my parter's Mum than for my own. You really can't generalise.
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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So what are you trying to say? Really?
Slacker007 wrote:
So what are you trying to say? Really?
Well, let me put it this way. In Nigeria, the government runs awareness campaigns to advise people not to open any emails from my Mother In Law. -Rd
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LunaticFringe wrote:
come to the realization that compared to some of the back room denizens,
Compared to them, you're a model citizen.
Two heads are better than one.
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As do I. Beth however hasn't even been given the opportunity to meet hers - and probably never will.
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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I have far more time for my parter's Mum than for my own. You really can't generalise.
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:
I have far more time for my parter's Mum than for my own.
good for you.
Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:
You really can't generalise.
i just did.
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I have far more time for my parter's Mum than for my own. You really can't generalise.
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
Yeah my wifes mother in law was a bitch, I was not sorry when she fell off the perch. My in laws on the other hand were lovely people and I enjoyed their company immensly.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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As do I. Beth however hasn't even been given the opportunity to meet hers - and probably never will.
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
That's very sad.
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Yeah my wifes mother in law was a bitch, I was not sorry when she fell off the perch. My in laws on the other hand were lovely people and I enjoyed their company immensly.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
i'm not to clear on this while mother-in-law stuff. but wouldn't your wifes mother-in-law be your own mother...
saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.
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i'm not to clear on this while mother-in-law stuff. but wouldn't your wifes mother-in-law be your own mother...
saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.
yes, that was his point.
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Slacker007 wrote:
So what are you trying to say? Really?
Well, let me put it this way. In Nigeria, the government runs awareness campaigns to advise people not to open any emails from my Mother In Law. -Rd
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Richard A. Dalton wrote:
In Nigeria, the government runs awareness campaigns to advise people not to open any emails from my Mother In Law.
This deserves a 5 :thumbsup: :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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I've been married for 11 years now and have two wonderful kids. I unfortunately have a marriage where my mother-in-law despises me and tries on a regular basis to make my life a living hell. It has put a real strain on my marriage since the very beginning. The old adage that when you marry someone, you are also marrying the family and everyone in it is very, very true. Sad thing is, you have no control over how the other family members are going to accept you or act toward you. Just venting...
I'd gladly swap.. my mother in law is a control freak! least if she hated me I wouldn't have to be at her parties, christmas grease feast dinners etc
As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
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I don't care how bad your think your mother in law is, you are in the bush league. My mother in law and father in law were behind on their mortgage and facing losing their house. They convinced their daughter (now my wife) to put up HER house as collteral and add HER name to their mortgage, in order to stave off the bank. They refinanced and rented out rooms and promised to cover their mortgage. You'd think that having their daughter on the hook for their debts would have focused the mind a bit. Of course not. They not only stopped paying the mortgage, but they refused to sell their house that they clearly couldn't afford. They now haven't made a mortgage payment for 2 years, my Wife's credit rating is in the toilet, and to top it all her parents are now claiming that her house, which she put up as collateral to help them is actually THEIR HOUSE. This baby is heading for court. Q. What's my Mother In Law doing now? A. Packing for her three week holiday to Malaysia. So, how bad is your mother-in-law? Really? -Rd
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You know how you head this kind of crap off? Buy a gun and develop your "crazy, wild-eyed freak-out glare". Nobody will ask you for anything. Works for me...
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Try a mirror and a power drill. :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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I suppose a really scare though would be looking inside CSS brain, I can envisige a heap of rotting brain matter.
Two heads are better than one.
Norm .net wrote:
I suppose a really scare though would be looking inside CSS brain, I can envisige needing an electron microscope.
ftfy
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
