Really really bad joke of the day
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Thought I would get in on the act. this is one my father used to tell me when I was a kid. It has always (unfortunately) stuck with me. *Warning* *warning* *warning* Reading this joike could seriously damage you idea of what is humour *Warning* *warning* *warning* One day a younge man noticed that a circus had come to town and decided to go as he loved the circus. The show had been going really well untilt he clown act came on. The clown was doing his routine when he noticed the younge man in the audience, hea came up and asked him: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! At which point the crowd burst into laughter at this joke and the man felt really bad and frustrated but couldn't think of a good repost. Anyway, apart from the clown the younge man had enjoyed the show so much he decided to go again the next night. Once again the show was progressing well until that clown came out again. Once again the clown picked on the younge man and used him as the butt of his joke: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Again, the crown burst into laughter and the younge man was embarrest and upset still with no good comeback. The next day he decided do do something about it and he went to see the 'Guru of scintillating wit and reparte', so whom he explained what had happened. He was supplied with the most sublime comback of all time. Resolved in his quest he went to the circus again the next night armed and ready for that clown. The show went well, and when the clown came out he was delighted to spot the younge man in the audience again he chose him as the butt of his joke. Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Just then the younge man shouted his repost! "F8ck off you red nosed git!" :suss:
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Don't quit your day job. :thumbsdown:
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Thought I would get in on the act. this is one my father used to tell me when I was a kid. It has always (unfortunately) stuck with me. *Warning* *warning* *warning* Reading this joike could seriously damage you idea of what is humour *Warning* *warning* *warning* One day a younge man noticed that a circus had come to town and decided to go as he loved the circus. The show had been going really well untilt he clown act came on. The clown was doing his routine when he noticed the younge man in the audience, hea came up and asked him: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! At which point the crowd burst into laughter at this joke and the man felt really bad and frustrated but couldn't think of a good repost. Anyway, apart from the clown the younge man had enjoyed the show so much he decided to go again the next night. Once again the show was progressing well until that clown came out again. Once again the clown picked on the younge man and used him as the butt of his joke: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Again, the crown burst into laughter and the younge man was embarrest and upset still with no good comeback. The next day he decided do do something about it and he went to see the 'Guru of scintillating wit and reparte', so whom he explained what had happened. He was supplied with the most sublime comback of all time. Resolved in his quest he went to the circus again the next night armed and ready for that clown. The show went well, and when the clown came out he was delighted to spot the younge man in the audience again he chose him as the butt of his joke. Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Just then the younge man shouted his repost! "F8ck off you red nosed git!" :suss:
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
I don't understand why you are being down voted. You're quite correct, that your post is a really really bad joke. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Thought I would get in on the act. this is one my father used to tell me when I was a kid. It has always (unfortunately) stuck with me. *Warning* *warning* *warning* Reading this joike could seriously damage you idea of what is humour *Warning* *warning* *warning* One day a younge man noticed that a circus had come to town and decided to go as he loved the circus. The show had been going really well untilt he clown act came on. The clown was doing his routine when he noticed the younge man in the audience, hea came up and asked him: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! At which point the crowd burst into laughter at this joke and the man felt really bad and frustrated but couldn't think of a good repost. Anyway, apart from the clown the younge man had enjoyed the show so much he decided to go again the next night. Once again the show was progressing well until that clown came out again. Once again the clown picked on the younge man and used him as the butt of his joke: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Again, the crown burst into laughter and the younge man was embarrest and upset still with no good comeback. The next day he decided do do something about it and he went to see the 'Guru of scintillating wit and reparte', so whom he explained what had happened. He was supplied with the most sublime comback of all time. Resolved in his quest he went to the circus again the next night armed and ready for that clown. The show went well, and when the clown came out he was delighted to spot the younge man in the audience again he chose him as the butt of his joke. Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Just then the younge man shouted his repost! "F8ck off you red nosed git!" :suss:
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
Thank you for sharing that mental damage :-).
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I don't understand why you are being down voted. You're quite correct, that your post is a really really bad joke. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
I guess there are people who disagree with him :rolleyes:
Yusuf May I help you?
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I guess there are people who disagree with him :rolleyes:
Yusuf May I help you?
Yeah, but those people would be clowns. ;P
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Yeah, but those people would be clowns. ;P
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Chris Meech wrote:
Yeah, but those people would be clowns.
Then they can F Off! The red nosed bastards!
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Roger Allen wrote:
Just then the younge man shouted his repost!
You have been on CP too long! The word is Riposte!
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I don't understand why you are being down voted. You're quite correct, that your post is a really really bad joke. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Chris Meech wrote:
I don't understand why you are being down voted. You're quite correct, that your post is a really really bad joke.
Revenge is a dish best served with a downvote :suss:
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Thought I would get in on the act. this is one my father used to tell me when I was a kid. It has always (unfortunately) stuck with me. *Warning* *warning* *warning* Reading this joike could seriously damage you idea of what is humour *Warning* *warning* *warning* One day a younge man noticed that a circus had come to town and decided to go as he loved the circus. The show had been going really well untilt he clown act came on. The clown was doing his routine when he noticed the younge man in the audience, hea came up and asked him: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! At which point the crowd burst into laughter at this joke and the man felt really bad and frustrated but couldn't think of a good repost. Anyway, apart from the clown the younge man had enjoyed the show so much he decided to go again the next night. Once again the show was progressing well until that clown came out again. Once again the clown picked on the younge man and used him as the butt of his joke: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Again, the crown burst into laughter and the younge man was embarrest and upset still with no good comeback. The next day he decided do do something about it and he went to see the 'Guru of scintillating wit and reparte', so whom he explained what had happened. He was supplied with the most sublime comback of all time. Resolved in his quest he went to the circus again the next night armed and ready for that clown. The show went well, and when the clown came out he was delighted to spot the younge man in the audience again he chose him as the butt of his joke. Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Just then the younge man shouted his repost! "F8ck off you red nosed git!" :suss:
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Please explain the joke... ;P Polite way of saying that the joke sucks X|
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Roger Allen wrote:
Just then the younge man shouted his repost!
You have been on CP too long! The word is Riposte!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
Riposte
That is EXACTLY what struck me too as I was reading his post! Keep going - your English is getting better, David :)
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Thought I would get in on the act. this is one my father used to tell me when I was a kid. It has always (unfortunately) stuck with me. *Warning* *warning* *warning* Reading this joike could seriously damage you idea of what is humour *Warning* *warning* *warning* One day a younge man noticed that a circus had come to town and decided to go as he loved the circus. The show had been going really well untilt he clown act came on. The clown was doing his routine when he noticed the younge man in the audience, hea came up and asked him: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! At which point the crowd burst into laughter at this joke and the man felt really bad and frustrated but couldn't think of a good repost. Anyway, apart from the clown the younge man had enjoyed the show so much he decided to go again the next night. Once again the show was progressing well until that clown came out again. Once again the clown picked on the younge man and used him as the butt of his joke: Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Again, the crown burst into laughter and the younge man was embarrest and upset still with no good comeback. The next day he decided do do something about it and he went to see the 'Guru of scintillating wit and reparte', so whom he explained what had happened. He was supplied with the most sublime comback of all time. Resolved in his quest he went to the circus again the next night armed and ready for that clown. The show went well, and when the clown came out he was delighted to spot the younge man in the audience again he chose him as the butt of his joke. Clown: Are you the front end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Are you the rear end of an ass? Man: No Clown: Then you must be no end of an ass! Just then the younge man shouted his repost! "F8ck off you red nosed git!" :suss:
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower