BJOTD

[Stevekodos]

I was feeling sick and thought I might have swine-flu so I phoned my doctor, all I got was crackling :laugh: So I had to drag myself down the surgery, he confirmed swine-flu, I asked how long it would take to clear up, he said it would be about a wheeeeeek :laugh:

[M o r r i0]

Those "bar" jokes are probably older than I :rolleyes:

[DABBee]

What was I thinking....

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

[M o r r i0]

A termite walks into a bar, and asks... "Is the bar tender here?"

[DABBee]

and http://www.explosm.net/comics/2174/[^]

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

[leonej_dt]

Blowjob of the day? Sorry, that is what came to my mind.

Eduardo León

[M o r r i0]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1758/ :-D

[kmg365]

An infrared proton walks into a bar and says is it hot or is it just me?

[Mark_Wallace]

M σ r r ı0 wrote:

Those "bar" jokes are probably older than I

Most of them are older than the word "I".

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

kmg365 wrote:

An infrared proton

The mind boggles.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!