Everybody else is posting groanworthy jokes...
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..so why not me! This post: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3632469/Re-Is-Disney-a-good-company-to-work-for-as-a-Softw.aspx reminded of a joke from on of my teachers, that haunts me to this day. Traumatised, I am! (You have to read this in an over the top Scots accent) Baker: Morning Jimmy, you'll be wanting a doughnut or a meringue? Jimmy: Aye, yer right, I'll be having a doughnut. Took me a while to get this, but I was six... Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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..so why not me! This post: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3632469/Re-Is-Disney-a-good-company-to-work-for-as-a-Softw.aspx reminded of a joke from on of my teachers, that haunts me to this day. Traumatised, I am! (You have to read this in an over the top Scots accent) Baker: Morning Jimmy, you'll be wanting a doughnut or a meringue? Jimmy: Aye, yer right, I'll be having a doughnut. Took me a while to get this, but I was six... Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
Hard gag to read, but easy if you say it out loud in a Jock Accent. How about this old one? How does Bob Marley like his Donuts? Wit Jammin!
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Hard gag to read, but easy if you say it out loud in a Jock Accent. How about this old one? How does Bob Marley like his Donuts? Wit Jammin!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Back to form on the jokes I see DD +5
As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
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..so why not me! This post: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3632469/Re-Is-Disney-a-good-company-to-work-for-as-a-Softw.aspx reminded of a joke from on of my teachers, that haunts me to this day. Traumatised, I am! (You have to read this in an over the top Scots accent) Baker: Morning Jimmy, you'll be wanting a doughnut or a meringue? Jimmy: Aye, yer right, I'll be having a doughnut. Took me a while to get this, but I was six... Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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DaveAuld wrote:
no yer rang; it was worse than groanworthy.......
I willnae fash. So, not worth a groan, or worth a BIG groan? Iain. <- note the scots spelling!
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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DaveAuld wrote:
no yer rang; it was worse than groanworthy.......
I willnae fash. So, not worth a groan, or worth a BIG groan? Iain. <- note the scots spelling!
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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..so why not me! This post: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3632469/Re-Is-Disney-a-good-company-to-work-for-as-a-Softw.aspx reminded of a joke from on of my teachers, that haunts me to this day. Traumatised, I am! (You have to read this in an over the top Scots accent) Baker: Morning Jimmy, you'll be wanting a doughnut or a meringue? Jimmy: Aye, yer right, I'll be having a doughnut. Took me a while to get this, but I was six... Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
Well I'm forty-two and can't understand it (in spite of being a repost, someone already explained it to me...You know, old memory fails). :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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..so why not me! This post: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3632469/Re-Is-Disney-a-good-company-to-work-for-as-a-Softw.aspx reminded of a joke from on of my teachers, that haunts me to this day. Traumatised, I am! (You have to read this in an over the top Scots accent) Baker: Morning Jimmy, you'll be wanting a doughnut or a meringue? Jimmy: Aye, yer right, I'll be having a doughnut. Took me a while to get this, but I was six... Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
Can you supply a phonetic transaltion for those of us that cannot get the right scottish accent? :)
Pete
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Can you supply a phonetic transaltion for those of us that cannot get the right scottish accent? :)
Pete
See: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3633620/Re-Everybody-else-is-posting-groanworthy-jokes.aspx Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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Well I'm forty-two and can't understand it (in spite of being a repost, someone already explained it to me...You know, old memory fails). :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]CPallini wrote:
in spite of being a repost
Isn't everything, these days? Baker: Morning Jimmy, you'll be wanting a doughnut or a meringue? Jimmy: Aye, yer right, I'll be having a doughnut. The trick is "a meringue?" <-> "am I wrang?", or "wrong" in Scots. So, "You'll be wanting a Doughnut, or am I wrong?" Hope that clears it up. As DD said, it's a lot easier verbally, than written. Now, you just need to post a joke that involves a Sicilian pun! Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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CPallini wrote:
in spite of being a repost
Isn't everything, these days? Baker: Morning Jimmy, you'll be wanting a doughnut or a meringue? Jimmy: Aye, yer right, I'll be having a doughnut. The trick is "a meringue?" <-> "am I wrang?", or "wrong" in Scots. So, "You'll be wanting a Doughnut, or am I wrong?" Hope that clears it up. As DD said, it's a lot easier verbally, than written. Now, you just need to post a joke that involves a Sicilian pun! Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
Thanks.
Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer wrote:
Now, you just need to post a joke that involves a Sicilian pun!
Sorry, only 'romanesco' (of Rome) here: The woman: "O poeta, quali parole arcane!" The 'poet': "Ar cane? E chi se lo in*@?# er cane?" :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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