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    Johnny J
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    Somebody write something funny quick, otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

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      Somebody write something funny quick, otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

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      leppie
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      Johnny J. wrote:

      Somebody write something funny quick

      something funny quick That OK?

      xacc.ide
      IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
      ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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        Johnny J. wrote:

        Somebody write something funny quick

        something funny quick That OK?

        xacc.ide
        IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
        ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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        Johnny J
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        Better than nothing, I guess... :)

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        • J Johnny J

          Better than nothing, I guess... :)

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          federico strati
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          link to GIT pleaz... 'cause I'm bored too... thanx

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            link to GIT pleaz... 'cause I'm bored too... thanx

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            Johnny J
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            GIT[^]

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            • J Johnny J

              Somebody write something funny quick, otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

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              Mark_Wallace
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              If you need something to do, I've got a sister who works for the gas board. You wanna meter?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                If you need something to do, I've got a sister who works for the gas board. You wanna meter?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Johnny J
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                :laugh:

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                  If you need something to do, I've got a sister who works for the gas board. You wanna meter?

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  NMehta83
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                  :laugh: Have my +5

                  NMehta83 “We cannot fail until we fail to try”

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                  • J Johnny J

                    Somebody write something funny quick, otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

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                    Ankur m
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                    Johnny J. wrote:

                    otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

                    Ah NO, don't. There is already some unfunny, rotten potatoes stuff going on there. :sigh:

                    ..Go Green..

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                      Johnny J. wrote:

                      otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

                      Ah NO, don't. There is already some unfunny, rotten potatoes stuff going on there. :sigh:

                      ..Go Green..

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                      Johnny J
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                      I know - I read it - had actually hoped for something better... :-D

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                      • J Johnny J

                        Somebody write something funny quick, otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        Here's a joke - DD will spend his next 200 messages helping people out in the technical forums. :rolleyes:

                        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Here's a joke - DD will spend his next 200 messages helping people out in the technical forums. :rolleyes:

                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Johnny J
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                          HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                            Somebody write something funny quick, otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

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                            Slacker007
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                            Here's my 1 vote joke for the day. Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. “Ill have some fuckin French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I dont know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely dont want the fuckin French toast.”

                            Just do it!

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                              I know - I read it - had actually hoped for something better... :-D

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                              Ankur m
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                              Johnny J. wrote:

                              had actually hoped for something better...

                              But that shouldn't be expected from a copy paste from a mail/short messages, right? :rolleyes:

                              ..Go Green..

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                                Here's my 1 vote joke for the day. Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. “Ill have some fuckin French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I dont know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely dont want the fuckin French toast.”

                                Just do it!

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                                Johnny J
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                                That was older than Methusalem, but I'm so friggin bored that I won't univote it - Have a 5 instead... ;)

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  Here's a joke - DD will spend his next 200 messages helping people out in the technical forums. :rolleyes:

                                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  I am after my 100K! But I shall spread the share, be not mocking of this poor pilgrim. :((

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Here's a joke - DD will spend his next 200 messages helping people out in the technical forums. :rolleyes:

                                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                    Ankur m
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                                    Was that really a joke? His authority points are higher than mine. ;P :-D For those who think it's a 'banana' reply, I am a regular poster in technical forums for quite sometime now and post answers more than DD.

                                    ..Go Green..

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                                      That was older than Methusalem, but I'm so friggin bored that I won't univote it - Have a 5 instead... ;)

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                                      Ankur m
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                                      I would suggest GIT regular members to ask you about your mood before they post jokes here. :rolleyes:

                                      ..Go Green..

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                                        Was that really a joke? His authority points are higher than mine. ;P :-D For those who think it's a 'banana' reply, I am a regular poster in technical forums for quite sometime now and post answers more than DD.

                                        ..Go Green..

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Pete is indicating my desperation to reach the 100K rep points, he is a sod! (Not really, but he has pinned me down quite well actually! :) )

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                          I would suggest GIT regular members to ask you about your mood before they post jokes here. :rolleyes:

                                          ..Go Green..

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                                          Johnny J
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                                          Not mood, but degree of boredom! :)

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