Sometimes, I fail to understand women.
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The problem is that men often try to look for logic and there often isn't which leads to every problem under the sun between men and women. Men can be illogical but it's as a candle to the sun of women's illogic-ness. The sooner we stop trying to find rhyme or reason and just accept most of it makes no sense not even a self consistent weird kind of sense then the happier everyone is.
“If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
So, in the quest for knowledge I asked our receptionist what she thought of cold pizza for breakfast. She totally agreed saying "it's great hangover food" and then recounted: "I remember watching some guys waking up on the floor and rolling over to reach for the leftover pizza, then tapping the piece grabbed to shake off the ants and then eating it" NOW THAT'S YUCK ! Thanks Tracey, urk.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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So, in the quest for knowledge I asked our receptionist what she thought of cold pizza for breakfast. She totally agreed saying "it's great hangover food" and then recounted: "I remember watching some guys waking up on the floor and rolling over to reach for the leftover pizza, then tapping the piece grabbed to shake off the ants and then eating it" NOW THAT'S YUCK ! Thanks Tracey, urk.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
Wow, that's pretty revealing on her part actually. A real partier by the sounds of it.
“If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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So, I'm in town and Lorna is coming over and we plan to go down to the Pier and have a nice dinner. It's blowing a gale and raining - that's a negatory then. We decide to order in. She will have vegie samosas and chicken laksa with chapatis, rice. Asks me what I want (It's her buy) "I'll have a maxi Supreme with anchovies" "You can't eat that - it's meant for more than one person you know !" "I know, I'll eat what I can and put the rest in the fridge for breakfast" "Ooooh yucky, that's gross - " "I'm not heating it up, cold is nice" "Bleah, yuck" etc etc etc with gagging noises I mean, what part of Yum doesn't she get ? I offered her some but that just resulted in more of the gagging sound effects. Jeeze.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
Ah. The "You have to think the same as me and want everything the same as me or we're not a perfect match and you don't love me" syndrome. It only affects the female of the species.
Tell her it doesn't make you fart if you eat it cold, and she'll never eat it hot again -- she'll always be "busy" ("I just have to finish this") when it arrives.
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So, I'm in town and Lorna is coming over and we plan to go down to the Pier and have a nice dinner. It's blowing a gale and raining - that's a negatory then. We decide to order in. She will have vegie samosas and chicken laksa with chapatis, rice. Asks me what I want (It's her buy) "I'll have a maxi Supreme with anchovies" "You can't eat that - it's meant for more than one person you know !" "I know, I'll eat what I can and put the rest in the fridge for breakfast" "Ooooh yucky, that's gross - " "I'm not heating it up, cold is nice" "Bleah, yuck" etc etc etc with gagging noises I mean, what part of Yum doesn't she get ? I offered her some but that just resulted in more of the gagging sound effects. Jeeze.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
SOmetimes? Her in sho "we really need this" "no we dont, its useless" "No, we have to have it" (because it fill some nameless void in her life) ... much debate continues... man, utterly worn down and thinking of only pub and happy to pay 10 quid for ten minutes peace says: "OK" and she says... "Or do we?" AARARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! HOW MANY TIMES HAS THHIS HAPPENED TO ME! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
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So, I'm in town and Lorna is coming over and we plan to go down to the Pier and have a nice dinner. It's blowing a gale and raining - that's a negatory then. We decide to order in. She will have vegie samosas and chicken laksa with chapatis, rice. Asks me what I want (It's her buy) "I'll have a maxi Supreme with anchovies" "You can't eat that - it's meant for more than one person you know !" "I know, I'll eat what I can and put the rest in the fridge for breakfast" "Ooooh yucky, that's gross - " "I'm not heating it up, cold is nice" "Bleah, yuck" etc etc etc with gagging noises I mean, what part of Yum doesn't she get ? I offered her some but that just resulted in more of the gagging sound effects. Jeeze.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
If it was god who played that little prank on us, then I hope it's at least as amusing to watch as he intended.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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So, I'm in town and Lorna is coming over and we plan to go down to the Pier and have a nice dinner. It's blowing a gale and raining - that's a negatory then. We decide to order in. She will have vegie samosas and chicken laksa with chapatis, rice. Asks me what I want (It's her buy) "I'll have a maxi Supreme with anchovies" "You can't eat that - it's meant for more than one person you know !" "I know, I'll eat what I can and put the rest in the fridge for breakfast" "Ooooh yucky, that's gross - " "I'm not heating it up, cold is nice" "Bleah, yuck" etc etc etc with gagging noises I mean, what part of Yum doesn't she get ? I offered her some but that just resulted in more of the gagging sound effects. Jeeze.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
Yesterday's cold curry is a delectation, ambrosia seeped in nectar, food of the gods, and often better than when it first arrives as it has marinated overnight. I congratulate you sir!
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SOmetimes? Her in sho "we really need this" "no we dont, its useless" "No, we have to have it" (because it fill some nameless void in her life) ... much debate continues... man, utterly worn down and thinking of only pub and happy to pay 10 quid for ten minutes peace says: "OK" and she says... "Or do we?" AARARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! HOW MANY TIMES HAS THHIS HAPPENED TO ME! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
Don't even get me started on the "how many shoes do your actually need?" debate :mad:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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SOmetimes? Her in sho "we really need this" "no we dont, its useless" "No, we have to have it" (because it fill some nameless void in her life) ... much debate continues... man, utterly worn down and thinking of only pub and happy to pay 10 quid for ten minutes peace says: "OK" and she says... "Or do we?" AARARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! HOW MANY TIMES HAS THHIS HAPPENED TO ME! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
fat_boy wrote:
AARARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! HOW MANY TIMES HAS THHIS HAPPENED TO ME! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Twice? Three times? I give up. How many times has this happened to you?
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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fat_boy wrote:
AARARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! HOW MANY TIMES HAS THHIS HAPPENED TO ME! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Twice? Three times? I give up. How many times has this happened to you?
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Its a rhetorical quesiton old chap. :)
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
That's a shame - I was hoping somebody could actually quantify it for once. Of course, you'd have to invent a whole new form of hypermathematics to represent it, but it would be interesting to see.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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That's a shame - I was hoping somebody could actually quantify it for once. Of course, you'd have to invent a whole new form of hypermathematics to represent it, but it would be interesting to see.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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SOmetimes? Her in sho "we really need this" "no we dont, its useless" "No, we have to have it" (because it fill some nameless void in her life) ... much debate continues... man, utterly worn down and thinking of only pub and happy to pay 10 quid for ten minutes peace says: "OK" and she says... "Or do we?" AARARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! HOW MANY TIMES HAS THHIS HAPPENED TO ME! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
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If it was god who played that little prank on us, then I hope it's at least as amusing to watch as he intended.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Like you and gadgets? :rolleyes:
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So, I'm in town and Lorna is coming over and we plan to go down to the Pier and have a nice dinner. It's blowing a gale and raining - that's a negatory then. We decide to order in. She will have vegie samosas and chicken laksa with chapatis, rice. Asks me what I want (It's her buy) "I'll have a maxi Supreme with anchovies" "You can't eat that - it's meant for more than one person you know !" "I know, I'll eat what I can and put the rest in the fridge for breakfast" "Ooooh yucky, that's gross - " "I'm not heating it up, cold is nice" "Bleah, yuck" etc etc etc with gagging noises I mean, what part of Yum doesn't she get ? I offered her some but that just resulted in more of the gagging sound effects. Jeeze.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
When I was 19 and at Uni I had to do a week of resits having put no effort or attendance at all into my first year. This was at Lancaster, and there was a near by pizza place that delivered to the Uni where I was in halls of residence for the duration. So I ordered an 18 inch pizza, the largest they did, had a couple of slices and put the rest in the box on top of the wardrobe. Each day I had a couple more slices. Cold pizza when the cheese has set is great.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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That's a shame - I was hoping somebody could actually quantify it for once. Of course, you'd have to invent a whole new form of hypermathematics to represent it, but it would be interesting to see.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
And once we have worked out the principles of female logic, we go and cast it in silicon and transistors, put together a new processor and then... what?
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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That's a shame - I was hoping somebody could actually quantify it for once. Of course, you'd have to invent a whole new form of hypermathematics to represent it, but it would be interesting to see.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I was hoping somebody could actually quantify it for once
It has happened to me 3.5245 times to me in the last week. :)
