My favourite cheese

[Lost User]

Is a lot like my penis. It is soft, veiny, with an almost over-powering stench, and the wife refuses to touch it, let alone put it in her mouth.

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[Lost User]

And full of holes?

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[dan sh]

What about turtle neck?

[Lost User]

Euch, thats so gross!

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[Dalek Dave]

I dunno, have you ever had Roquefort?

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[Lost User]

Roquefort and overpowfully smelly bell ends are two entirely different things! Thank god!

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[Dalek Dave]

Amen to that Brother!

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[Pete OHanlon]

ChrisElston wrote:

It is soft, veiny, with an almost over-powering stench, and the wife refuses to touch it, let alone put it in her mouth.

I'm not surprised if it's soft.

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ChrisElston wrote:

let alone put it in her mouth

but you undoubtly don't have a problem with this... ? :laugh:

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