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  • S Simon_Whale

    But if the body scanners are like the UK, the images are checked by a person in another room. So you'll never know if its a hot bird or a fat bald bloke

    As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.

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    Keith Barrow
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    They can't be very useful scanners then :-)

    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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    • S Simon_Whale

      But if the body scanners are like the UK, the images are checked by a person in another room. So you'll never know if its a hot bird or a fat bald bloke

      As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.

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      Lost User
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      Well that's stupid But it will be a fat bald bloke of course

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      • C CaptainSeeSharp

        What a good little sheep you are. Nice and docile, just the way they like them. Owned and subservient. If they commanded a mandatory vaccine on your ass after the checkpoint you would take it.

        Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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        Ian Shlasko
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        And what exactly would you do, if you had enough money to travel, and actually had friends or family whose basement you didn't live in? Come on, let's hear it... Would you bring a weapon and go postal in the airport? Would you drive instead, even if your destination was across the Atlantic? Or wait... I know, you're too good to travel, right? I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown.

        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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        • I Ian Shlasko

          And what exactly would you do, if you had enough money to travel, and actually had friends or family whose basement you didn't live in? Come on, let's hear it... Would you bring a weapon and go postal in the airport? Would you drive instead, even if your destination was across the Atlantic? Or wait... I know, you're too good to travel, right? I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown.

          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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          Rhys Gravell
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          Ian Shlasko wrote:

          I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown in their Mom's home.

          FTFY

          Rhys "With no power comes no responsibility"

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            Ian Shlasko wrote:

            I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown in their Mom's home.

            FTFY

            Rhys "With no power comes no responsibility"

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            goblinTech wrote:

            their Mom's home.

            I really don't want to think about him and his Mom's home. ;P :laugh:

            That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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              goblinTech wrote:

              their Mom's home.

              I really don't want to think about him and his Mom's home. ;P :laugh:

              That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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              fjdiewornncalwe
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              Why not... They only share the bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen. On second thought.... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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              • M Mycroft Holmes

                I feel sorry for the scanner person, there are some sights that should be kept private.

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                fjdiewornncalwe
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                Agreed. Although the new scanners would probably make my life easier. Since 9/11, I haven't taken a flight where I haven't been pulled aside for secondary screening in order to validate that there are no hidden compartments or things in my prosthetic leg. I've had to drop my pants for some pretty darn good looking security. The scary part is that out of the many flights I have taken, 90% of the screeners were the ugly, bald, grumpy guy. Thankfully, when in Europe, they always had a side office for this purpose. In a couple American airports, they had stupid cubicle dividers with gaps between. The whole friggin' airport could see it there.

                I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                • G Gonzoox

                  if the agent is a she... and ubber hot... will have to accept the old ways of using the hands to touch my leg :D

                  I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

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                  David Crow
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                  Gonzoox wrote:

                  if the agent is a she... and ubber hot...

                  At an airport security check point...really?

                  "One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson

                  "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

                  "Man who follows car will be exhausted." - Confucius

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                  • F fjdiewornncalwe

                    Agreed. Although the new scanners would probably make my life easier. Since 9/11, I haven't taken a flight where I haven't been pulled aside for secondary screening in order to validate that there are no hidden compartments or things in my prosthetic leg. I've had to drop my pants for some pretty darn good looking security. The scary part is that out of the many flights I have taken, 90% of the screeners were the ugly, bald, grumpy guy. Thankfully, when in Europe, they always had a side office for this purpose. In a couple American airports, they had stupid cubicle dividers with gaps between. The whole friggin' airport could see it there.

                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                    Mycroft Holmes
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                    PogoboyKramer wrote:

                    Since 9/11, I haven't taken a flight where I haven't been pulled aside for secondary screening

                    I got to there and thought, this guy must look like a problem.

                    PogoboyKramer wrote:

                    my prosthetic leg

                    Then I thought, poor bastard that is going to be a PITA. A few years ago in Prague, as we walked through the hand luggage scanner the operator cracked up laughing, a few of us peered at the screen to see 2 dildos outlined by the scanner. Feel for the woman who had to then pick up her bag.

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    • I Ian Shlasko

                      And what exactly would you do, if you had enough money to travel, and actually had friends or family whose basement you didn't live in? Come on, let's hear it... Would you bring a weapon and go postal in the airport? Would you drive instead, even if your destination was across the Atlantic? Or wait... I know, you're too good to travel, right? I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown.

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                      CaptainSeeSharp
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                      Ian Shlasko wrote:

                      And what exactly would you do

                      I wouldn't fly, but if I truly needed to fly, I would refuse the full body scan and hope for a cute female as my dominatrix.

                      Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                      • C CaptainSeeSharp

                        Ian Shlasko wrote:

                        And what exactly would you do

                        I wouldn't fly, but if I truly needed to fly, I would refuse the full body scan and hope for a cute female as my dominatrix.

                        Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                        Ian Shlasko
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                        TSA rules specify that pat-downs are always done by the SAME gender. So put your piece away, kiddo.

                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                        • I Ian Shlasko

                          TSA rules specify that pat-downs are always done by the SAME gender. So put your piece away, kiddo.

                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                          CaptainSeeSharp
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                          I wouldn't permit it then, I'd either be arrested, or denied onto the flight. I would be 100% uncooperative, and believe me you have no idea how stubborn I can be.

                          Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                          • C CaptainSeeSharp

                            I wouldn't permit it then, I'd either be arrested, or denied onto the flight. I would be 100% uncooperative, and believe me you have no idea how stubborn I can be.

                            Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                            Thank god for that, i would hate for the rest of the world to be inflicted you you

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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