Airport screening
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But if the body scanners are like the UK, the images are checked by a person in another room. So you'll never know if its a hot bird or a fat bald bloke
As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
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What a good little sheep you are. Nice and docile, just the way they like them. Owned and subservient. If they commanded a mandatory vaccine on your ass after the checkpoint you would take it.
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And what exactly would you do, if you had enough money to travel, and actually had friends or family whose basement you didn't live in? Come on, let's hear it... Would you bring a weapon and go postal in the airport? Would you drive instead, even if your destination was across the Atlantic? Or wait... I know, you're too good to travel, right? I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown.
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And what exactly would you do, if you had enough money to travel, and actually had friends or family whose basement you didn't live in? Come on, let's hear it... Would you bring a weapon and go postal in the airport? Would you drive instead, even if your destination was across the Atlantic? Or wait... I know, you're too good to travel, right? I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown.
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown in their Mom's home.
FTFY
Rhys "With no power comes no responsibility"
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown in their Mom's home.
FTFY
Rhys "With no power comes no responsibility"
goblinTech wrote:
their Mom's home.
I really don't want to think about him and his Mom's home. ;P :laugh:
That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
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goblinTech wrote:
their Mom's home.
I really don't want to think about him and his Mom's home. ;P :laugh:
That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
Why not... They only share the bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen. On second thought.... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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I feel sorry for the scanner person, there are some sights that should be kept private.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Agreed. Although the new scanners would probably make my life easier. Since 9/11, I haven't taken a flight where I haven't been pulled aside for secondary screening in order to validate that there are no hidden compartments or things in my prosthetic leg. I've had to drop my pants for some pretty darn good looking security. The scary part is that out of the many flights I have taken, 90% of the screeners were the ugly, bald, grumpy guy. Thankfully, when in Europe, they always had a side office for this purpose. In a couple American airports, they had stupid cubicle dividers with gaps between. The whole friggin' airport could see it there.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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if the agent is a she... and ubber hot... will have to accept the old ways of using the hands to touch my leg :D
I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!
Gonzoox wrote:
if the agent is a she... and ubber hot...
At an airport security check point...really?
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Agreed. Although the new scanners would probably make my life easier. Since 9/11, I haven't taken a flight where I haven't been pulled aside for secondary screening in order to validate that there are no hidden compartments or things in my prosthetic leg. I've had to drop my pants for some pretty darn good looking security. The scary part is that out of the many flights I have taken, 90% of the screeners were the ugly, bald, grumpy guy. Thankfully, when in Europe, they always had a side office for this purpose. In a couple American airports, they had stupid cubicle dividers with gaps between. The whole friggin' airport could see it there.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
PogoboyKramer wrote:
Since 9/11, I haven't taken a flight where I haven't been pulled aside for secondary screening
I got to there and thought, this guy must look like a problem.
PogoboyKramer wrote:
my prosthetic leg
Then I thought, poor bastard that is going to be a PITA. A few years ago in Prague, as we walked through the hand luggage scanner the operator cracked up laughing, a few of us peered at the screen to see 2 dildos outlined by the scanner. Feel for the woman who had to then pick up her bag.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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And what exactly would you do, if you had enough money to travel, and actually had friends or family whose basement you didn't live in? Come on, let's hear it... Would you bring a weapon and go postal in the airport? Would you drive instead, even if your destination was across the Atlantic? Or wait... I know, you're too good to travel, right? I predict a badly-planned speech about how "real Americans" have everything they need in their hometown.
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
And what exactly would you do
I wouldn't fly, but if I truly needed to fly, I would refuse the full body scan and hope for a cute female as my dominatrix.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
And what exactly would you do
I wouldn't fly, but if I truly needed to fly, I would refuse the full body scan and hope for a cute female as my dominatrix.
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TSA rules specify that pat-downs are always done by the SAME gender. So put your piece away, kiddo.
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TSA rules specify that pat-downs are always done by the SAME gender. So put your piece away, kiddo.
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)I wouldn't permit it then, I'd either be arrested, or denied onto the flight. I would be 100% uncooperative, and believe me you have no idea how stubborn I can be.
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I wouldn't permit it then, I'd either be arrested, or denied onto the flight. I would be 100% uncooperative, and believe me you have no idea how stubborn I can be.
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Thank god for that, i would hate for the rest of the world to be inflicted you you
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