Naming
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Abhinav S wrote:
No. Visual Studio does.
Quite right, too! If I pay for automation, I expect to get automation!
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Mark Wallace wrote:
If I pay for automation, I expect to get automation!
And you do. You just don't get AI.
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Another.VCProj Some.VCProj TestApp.VCProj Temp345.VCProj HereGoes.VCProj And so on here. :)
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
HereGoes.VCProj
I particularly like this one. :)
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Try something completely unrelated but thought provoking, like Kama Sutra for example. :)
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I might have a tough time getting my code reviewd. :)
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How do you come up with your projects' names? Seriously, I have lots of ideas that go to waste just because I can't find a name...
I go for the worst puns I can think of, or at least a play on words. Here's an example: We're developing a new product line, code-named "Mississippi" by the Powers That Be. My group's part of this is the system controller which runs the whole mess; it's name (chosen by yours truly) is "Delta[^]". My e-mail list for project members is called "Saints[^]".
Software Zen:
delete this;
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jgasm wrote:
honest politician
This never exist, not even in myth...
Rutvik Dave wrote:
honest politician This never exist, not even in myth...
Yeah will not even compile (there is a space in between). :)
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Mark Wallace wrote:
If I pay for automation, I expect to get automation!
And you do. You just don't get AI.
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If I pay less, can I not have the Artificial Stupidity, please?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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I might have a tough time getting my code reviewd. :)
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A hard time, surely? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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How do you come up with your projects' names? Seriously, I have lots of ideas that go to waste just because I can't find a name...
Never let us coders pick the name: 1) I called a project for Avon and Somerset Police LOLOLO 2) For the AA it was RELAY 3) And my PM tried really hard to get Computer Line Integrated Test Or Repair Information System off the ground...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Another.VCProj Some.VCProj TestApp.VCProj Temp345.VCProj HereGoes.VCProj And so on here. :)
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
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Never let us coders pick the name: 1) I called a project for Avon and Somerset Police LOLOLO 2) For the AA it was RELAY 3) And my PM tried really hard to get Computer Line Integrated Test Or Repair Information System off the ground...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
:laugh: Unfortunately, I have to pick the names for my personnal projects...
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WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong.VCProj.
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Trollslayer wrote:
WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong.VCProj WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong.VBProj.
Le..Me..Fi..Fy.. (LMFIFY) :)
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How do you come up with your projects' names? Seriously, I have lots of ideas that go to waste just because I can't find a name...
'foo', 'junk',... :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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How do you come up with your projects' names? Seriously, I have lots of ideas that go to waste just because I can't find a name...
With my eyes shut, I open an encyclopaedia at a random location and point to a topic and wherever I land becomes the codename. It's known as the Womble effect.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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How do you come up with your projects' names? Seriously, I have lots of ideas that go to waste just because I can't find a name...
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Give it a name that has absolutely nothing to do with its purpose, then give a different (but similarly inappropriate) name to its executable. Then you have to name the installation program "setup.exe", and include a readme file that only states system requirements, and does not give a clue as to what the program is or does. And make sure that the installer installs the program in a subdirectory of PF that is named after what you might name a company if you owned one (or after a favourite uncle; something like that), and that any Start menu shortcuts are also placed in a subdirectory with a name that says nothing whatsoever about the program itself. Once you have implemented all of these points, you may freely enter the realm of professional shareware developers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark Wallace wrote:
include a readme file that only states system requirements
Also make sure the requirements are completely random as well.
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You still have to think of a name, sooner or later...
Only if the project survives.
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How do you come up with your projects' names? Seriously, I have lots of ideas that go to waste just because I can't find a name...
Use an acronym or short form of an immediate parent software or system as a preffix followed by simple or common verb. This links your development effort to something well-known and gives stakeholders a software label that serves a one-word software specification. Example: Widget Company is having software system built for scheduling product development called Widget Development Scheduler (WDS). You as a separate contractor are writing a subsystem that should analyze schedules, hence, you should name your project WDSAnalyzer.
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Another.VCProj Some.VCProj TestApp.VCProj Temp345.VCProj HereGoes.VCProj And so on here. :)
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
I did one titled "MaybeThisTimeEh", it worked on the first compile and the support staff were in a rush so I had to release it as was (internally only). It's quite funny when you hear support staff using the phrase "maybe this time eh" over the phone. I offered to rename it but they won't. Embarrassing but funny.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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How do you come up with your projects' names? Seriously, I have lots of ideas that go to waste just because I can't find a name...
Fabio V Silva wrote:
Seriously, I have lots of ideas that go to waste just because I can't find a name...
Oh to be young again! ;)
“If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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How do you come up with your projects' names? Seriously, I have lots of ideas that go to waste just because I can't find a name...
Do what we do - outsource the job to a proctologist with a flashlight.
Will Rogers never met me.