Skydiving

[moon_stick]

Would they get angry if I threw Snickers bars at them?!

Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

[Dalek Dave]

Only blanks! Dropped over Salisbury Plain, The Rhineland, Gibraltar and Norfolk. By far and away the most frightening was Norfolk... Fresh Blood for the local gene pool you see, I was in danger of being rounded up and forced to breed with the six-fingered midgets.

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[Dalek Dave]

I foresee a Marathon pun thread coming!

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[Dalek Dave]

Here is how it will go... Nervous as you get on the plane. Frightened as you approach the jump point. Terrified as you leap into the void. Relieved as you see the chute open. Worried as the ground approaches. Thankful as you hit it softly. And then Desperate to get back into the plane and do it again!

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[Lost User]

We bought my MIL a tandem jump for her 50th birthday. Airfield was about an hour and a half away. The wife wanted to see her do the jump. 4 bloody times we made the journey only to sit around most of the day before they decided the weather was never going to be good enough and we drove home again. It was an unbelievably tedious place to sit and do nothing in slightly miserable weather.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Lost User]

Mounds of them in fact.

[Dalek Dave]

There will be a whole Galaxy of chocolate related postings here!

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[Lost User]

It Butternut get out of hand!

[Dalek Dave]

I agree, one bad pun Mars the whole thread.

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[BRShroyer]

I'd give you a 100 grand to stop

Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.

[Marc Clifton]

moon_stick wrote:

I'm looking forward to walking up to the plane so that I can turn to the instructor and say 'I ain't getting in no damn plane, fool!'..

An old line: ask him "why should I jump out of a perfectly good working plane?" Marc

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

A pongo being forced to mate? that is unheard of, at most it implies a mere lack of alcohol

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

[Dalek Dave]

I am stuck Twix taking the money or carrying on!

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[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

there is bounty be problems with the cash

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

[Dalek Dave]

Hey, I have taken a few Grenades* in my time. *For those who don't know, a Grenade is an Fat/Ugly Slapper that one man jumps on in order to save his friends.

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[Dalek Dave]

That would make him a Lion Barstard.

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[Lost User]

True, but he could go on a shopping Spree

[moon_stick]

Always follow the wingman code[^]!!

Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

You could always join a club

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

[Dalek Dave]

Surely not the Kit Kat Club? Cost more than a Dime to get in there you know!

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