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  • D Dalek Dave

    I am stuck Twix taking the money or carrying on!

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    there is bounty be problems with the cash

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

      A pongo being forced to mate? that is unheard of, at most it implies a mere lack of alcohol

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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      Dalek Dave
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      Hey, I have taken a few Grenades* in my time. *For those who don't know, a Grenade is an Fat/Ugly Slapper that one man jumps on in order to save his friends.

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      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

        there is bounty be problems with the cash

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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        Lost User
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        True, but he could go on a shopping Spree

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        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

          there is bounty be problems with the cash

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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          Dalek Dave
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          That would make him a Lion Barstard.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Hey, I have taken a few Grenades* in my time. *For those who don't know, a Grenade is an Fat/Ugly Slapper that one man jumps on in order to save his friends.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            moon_stick
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            Always follow the wingman code[^]!!

            Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              That would make him a Lion Barstard.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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              You could always join a club

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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              • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                You could always join a club

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                Dalek Dave
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                Surely not the Kit Kat Club? Cost more than a Dime to get in there you know!

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                  That would make him a Lion Barstard.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  My Tank corp friend points out that jumping out of a plane does not change the fact that you are a crunchie

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Surely not the Kit Kat Club? Cost more than a Dime to get in there you know!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    shsss you should whisper that

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                      My Tank corp friend points out that jumping out of a plane does not change the fact that you are a crunchie

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Well some think it was a hard life, but I found it ok , but to be honest, it was no Picnic.

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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        shsss you should whisper that

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Don't change the Topic of this thread!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Well some think it was a hard life, but I found it ok , but to be honest, it was no Picnic.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          I think we are getting off Topic now

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                          • M moon_stick

                            I get daily city offers through email every day from a couple of companies (livingsocial.com and groupon.com if you're interested) - today's was for a half price, solo, static-line skydive and since it's something I've always wanted to do I thought I might as well give it a punt. Has anyone done / does anyone do this? I'm looking forward to walking up to the plane so that I can turn to the instructor and say 'I ain't getting in no damn plane, fool!'... :laugh:

                            Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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                            Henry Minute
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                            Words of advice. Wear one of these[^]. When I did mine (a three-jump deal), on the first jump my most valuable possessions got caught under the straps that pass between your legs. Didn't see a thing on the way down due to tears in my eyes. Told instructor, he said straps needed to be tighter. Second jump, straps so tight that I was bent double, I waddled to the plane like a duck. Jewels still got trapped, still saw nothing. Third jump, didn't think it possible but straps even tighter, had to get to plane by walking on hands. Still saw nothing on the way down because I didn't jump in spite of being dragged toward the door with my nails screeching down the fuselage like a Tom'n'Jerry cartoon. I was seriously in so much pain by this stage that I wimped out. Don't let me put you off though. :-D Enjoy your day. Just make sure you have all the right gear.

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                              I think we are getting off Topic now

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Repost!

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                                Repost!

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                                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                hangs head in shame and orders a Taxi

                                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                  hangs head in shame and orders a Taxi

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  You have only done seven puns, you can't leave till After Eight!

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    You have only done seven puns, you can't leave till After Eight!

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                    Bar Six all of mine were funny

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                      Bar Six all of mine were funny

                                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      Don't Fudge the issue.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Don't Fudge the issue.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                        Dave just revels in these puns

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                          Dave just revels in these puns

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          I stick at them and try not to Drifter way.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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