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  • H Henry Minute

    Does anybody know the connection speed of an unladen hamster?

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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    Dalek Dave
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    Four grains per furlong per fortnight.

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    • H Henry Minute

      Does anybody know the connection speed of an unladen hamster?

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      Slacker007
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      negative slow.

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      • H Henry Minute

        Does anybody know the connection speed of an unladen hamster?

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        Lost User
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        African or European?

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          African or European?

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          Ankur m
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          Or more specifically Canadian? ;P :-D

          ..Go Green..

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            African or European?

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            Henry Minute
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            Siberian!

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            • S Slacker007

              Is anyone else having a hard time connecting to this site as of today? I can hit any site I go to on the web except this site. Every 8-10 tries is when I make it through. Weird.

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              Ankur m
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              I knew this would happen. CG is back after a long time and he has to make up for his posts. :-O

              ..Go Green..

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              • S Slacker007

                Is anyone else having a hard time connecting to this site as of today? I can hit any site I go to on the web except this site. Every 8-10 tries is when I make it through. Weird.

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                PSK_
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                I finally found 2 ways to know that CP is slow? 1. When text on the pages displays as Morse Code. 2. Graphics and advertisements arrive via FedEx. Now we should use sms abbreviations for our posts. ;P ;P

                WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF

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                  Is anyone else having a hard time connecting to this site as of today? I can hit any site I go to on the web except this site. Every 8-10 tries is when I make it through. Weird.

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  CP is up and down faster than a Chav's knickers in the Bigg Market.

                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    CP is up and down faster than a Chav's knickers in the Bigg Market.

                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    faster than a Chav's knickers in the Bigg Market.

                    Surely that's chavette? :-D


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                    • S Slacker007

                      Is anyone else having a hard time connecting to this site as of today? I can hit any site I go to on the web except this site. Every 8-10 tries is when I make it through. Weird.

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      It's this new big font going through the thin wire. Until the hamsters build up there stamina there will be problems...please be patient!

                      Fishmore & Dolittle - Retirement Planning & Consultants http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        faster than a Chav's knickers in the Bigg Market.

                        Surely that's chavette? :-D


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                        Henry Minute
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                        Vauxhall discontinued that model some years ago.

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        • S Slacker007

                          Is anyone else having a hard time connecting to this site as of today? I can hit any site I go to on the web except this site. Every 8-10 tries is when I make it through. Weird.

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                          Chris Maunder
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                          Apologies for this. Kicking servers left, right and centre. While enjoyable, we'll stop soon and get back to normal programming.

                          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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