Can I have yesterday back as well, Please?

[Lost User]

It's a fine excuse. Spell anything slightly wrong - must have been the American English spellchecker.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Dalek Dave]

Then he is an Idiot!

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[moon_stick]

Err, didn't you just... Never mind! :P

Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

[Dalek Dave]

Oh yes, but mine was a momentary lapse of cogent processes. His was just plain stupidity.

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[Aamir Butt]

Dalek Dave wrote:

It's all practise.

Yes, but I guess it helps a lot when you are a native English speaker.

[Dalek Dave]

True, but Abhinav is excellent. So it can be done.

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[Mark_Wallace]

moon_stick wrote:

One of the project managers in my office tried to convince me that 'advise' was the American spelling of 'advice'...

I'll take that under advizement.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

Electron Shepherd wrote:

Verbing nouns?

Bite your tongue! (Or tongue your bite; one or the other.)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

Aamir Butt wrote:

it helps a lot when you are a native English speaker.

"If", not "when". (That'll be 50 cents for the English lesson.)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Aamir Butt]

Mark Wallace wrote:

"If", not "when".

Thanks for correction. :(

[Mark_Wallace]

Never mind the thanks; where's my 50 cents?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!