Symparthy required please.

Dalek Dave

If you want Sympathy, look in the dictionary. It's in there between Shit and Syphilis.

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realJSOP

Be careful - he's trained in the art of the rifle.

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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OriginalGriff

Steven J Jowett wrote:

I've been coughing all night

That'll just give you a headache.

Steven J Jowett wrote:

I have an headache

See! I told you!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

Lost User

Symparthy is expensive[^] I'd stick to sympathy.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Steven J Jowett

I wish my G.P. was as good as you ;)

Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

Steven J Jowett

ChrisElston wrote:

Symparthy is expensive[^] I'd stick to sympathy.

Well can I get some sympathy then?

Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

Steven J Jowett

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Be careful - he's trained in the art of the rifle.

I was suffering a touch of apathy until I read John's post, but now I really just don't care anymore. :zzz:

Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

Lost User

Sure[^]

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Dalek Dave

yes[^]

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Steven J Jowett

Awww, thanks. I feel so much better knowing someone cares. :-D

Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

Steven J Jowett

Now that's the kind of sympathy every man should get. Thanks Dave :-D

Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

NormDroid

Been there on Saturday Night, you have my sympathy.

Software Kinetics - Moving Software

Mark_Wallace

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

he's trained in the art of the rifle.

He forages through ladies' underwear drawers?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Mark_Wallace

ChrisElston wrote:

Sure[^]

Great. Now I feel like puking!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Slacker007

Dalek Dave wrote:

It's in there between sh*t and Syphilis.

I believe you used that one yesterday already...but still funny none the less. :)

LittleYellowBird

You're all heart, you are! :rolleyes:

Ali

Lost User

There must be something going round, first coughing, now nausea. I'm going to update my virus checker.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Mark_Wallace

ChrisElston wrote:

I'm going to update my virus checker.

I prefer a firewall -- pass the flamethrower.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

BillW33

Yeah, we've had "dedicated" employees coming in while they are sick so that they can make the rest of us sick X| There seems to be plenty sickness going around. :(

Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.