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A Good short story : High Message

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    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and she fell to the ground into a large field. While she was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on her. As the frozen bird laid there in the pile of cow dung, she began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing her out! She lays there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat hears the bird singing and comes to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug her out and ate her. Morals of the story:

    [1] Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
    [2] Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
    [3] And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

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      A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and she fell to the ground into a large field. While she was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on her. As the frozen bird laid there in the pile of cow dung, she began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing her out! She lays there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat hears the bird singing and comes to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug her out and ate her. Morals of the story:

      [1] Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
      [2] Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
      [3] And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

      * indicates ' i '.

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      leppie
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      Sorry, very old multiple repost.

      Eswa wrote:

      * indicates ' i '.

      No SH1T!

      ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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