Engelbert Humperdinck!
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Happy Engelbert Humperdinck to every Humperdinck follower in the forum! This is my favorite holiday! PompeyBoy3 has assumed that everybody is familiar with our greatest holiday but I think you need from some background regarding this holiday. We, the Humperdincks, believe that today begins the sheep shagging season which goes from the middle of November to the end of October. In this day we get together and everybody brings his favorite sheep and we vote for the queen of the Engelbert Humperdinck and we ritually eat the last year queen.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
That makes no sense at all; Engelbert Humperdinck is Leicester, sheep shagging is Derby, if you were setting it in a Forest you would have completed the East Midlands mash up.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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You didn't let me down there - exactly the reply I was expecting... I tried to find a good response, but they didn't really fit. I did find this, though, and thought it was quite funny: [after defeating Fezzik, who lays on the ground unconscious] Man in Black: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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You didn't let me down there - exactly the reply I was expecting... I tried to find a good response, but they didn't really fit. I did find this, though, and thought it was quite funny: [after defeating Fezzik, who lays on the ground unconscious] Man in Black: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Happy Engelbert Humperdinck to every Humperdinck follower in the forum! This is my favorite holiday! PompeyBoy3 has assumed that everybody is familiar with our greatest holiday but I think you need from some background regarding this holiday. We, the Humperdincks, believe that today begins the sheep shagging season which goes from the middle of November to the end of October. In this day we get together and everybody brings his favorite sheep and we vote for the queen of the Engelbert Humperdinck and we ritually eat the last year queen.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
That sounds like a good and sound idea - Sign me up...!
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Brilliant film, I have seen it so many times I am almost word perfect.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
I am almost word perfect
And here I was, thinking that Word Perfect died around the same time as Lotus Notes... :-D
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Long ago and far away... I had to look up a list of his songs. He has one called 'Lesbian Seagull' which was for the Beavis and Butt-Head Do America movie (which I've never seen and nor will I). Engelbert Humperdinck Songs[^]
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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ChrisElston wrote:
I am almost word perfect
And here I was, thinking that Word Perfect died around the same time as Lotus Notes... :-D
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
I remember using Word*Star![^]
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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Save The Last Waltz for anybody but me. ;P
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Pardon? :confused:
Ali
That's OK, but don't do it again. Dirty girl!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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ChrisElston wrote:
I am almost word perfect
And here I was, thinking that Word Perfect died around the same time as Lotus Notes... :-D
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
One place I worked had the stricter version. Word Prefect.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Isn't that illegal? :confused:
Ali
Only in some countries...
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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He wrote opera Hansel and gretel[^]
LenaBr wrote:
He wrote opera Hansel and gretel[^]
A grim(m) piece of music, I'm sure?!?!?
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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He wrote opera Hansel and gretel[^]
LenaBr wrote:
He wrote opera Hansel and gretel
The most famous song from which comes when Hansel is trapped, being fed up by the wicked witch. ... Nah. It's too obvious a joke.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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vs Tom Jones
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am