Feel down today?
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Exactly!
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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_Erik_ wrote:
Life is, by definition, a terminal illness.
Life, don't talk to me about life. :|
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
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And death is natures way of telling you to slow down.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Henry Minute wrote:
And death is natures way of telling you to slow down.
.... and have you? ;)
Ali
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Henry Minute wrote:
And death is natures way of telling you to slow down.
.... and have you? ;)
Ali
Never. I have a turbocharged Zimmer Frame.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Never. I have a turbocharged Zimmer Frame.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Its your Rocket Powered Trainers and the skin tight lycra shorts that worry me ... :rolleyes: :-D
Ali
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Its your Rocket Powered Trainers and the skin tight lycra shorts that worry me ... :rolleyes: :-D
Ali
Alison P wrote:
the skin tight lycra shorts that worry me
They don't worry me. Not since I started using talc, anyway.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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_Erik_ wrote:
Life is, by definition, a terminal illness.
Life, don't talk to me about life. :|
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
Abhinav S wrote:
Life, don't talk to me about life
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and even I have trouble thinking down to your level. X|
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Is there a competition on today to post the most banal nonsense you can find?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Is there a competition on today to post the most banal nonsense you can find?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
You took the words out of my mouth - er, hand
“The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” ~ Carl Sagan
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_Erik_ wrote:
Life is, by definition, a terminal illness.
That statement is, by definition, inaccurate. Remove the "by definition", remove the inaccuracy. Or is it shag the cheerleader, save... No, wait, it's... Oh, never mind.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeh, the memo was sent tomorrow, you should have received it yesterday?
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No, actually. You?
Will Rogers never met me.