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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Has your dress sense become more fashion conscious?

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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    Lost User
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    Well today I am wearing the least creased shirt I own that fits me. I will become more crumpled over the remainder of the week. Next week unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation I will be dressed in either slightly crumpled and ill fitting clothes or very crumpled ones.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      Why would it be? I've always found Java to be for the slightly nerdier pattern obsessed types, but I've never doubted that they are any less hetero than other devs.

      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

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      n podbielski
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      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

      Why would it be?

      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

      they are any less hetero than other devs.

      Because it's translation from other language. In English gay isn't offensive. Original word is. I don't know better english word... A twat? Man whore? You get the idea... I think.

      In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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        Why would it be? I've always found Java to be for the slightly nerdier pattern obsessed types, but I've never doubted that they are any less hetero than other devs.

        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        Is it considered irony to be called a nerd by the other nerds? :)

        A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

          Why would it be?

          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

          they are any less hetero than other devs.

          Because it's translation from other language. In English gay isn't offensive. Original word is. I don't know better english word... A twat? Man whore? You get the idea... I think.

          In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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          Dalek Dave
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          Hetero merely indicates 'Otherness'. For example if you have two differently coloured eyes it is because you are Heterochromatic. If you get you energy by eating things then you are a heterotroph. Homo means 'The Same' A word that sounds the same as another in a homophone. If you have identical pairs of genes for any hereditary characteristics the you are homozygous. If always stand up in the same way you are Homo Erectus. OK, not the last one!

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            I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...

            In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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            Vikram A Punathambekar
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            I'm going to get slammed for this, but I can't resist: Clickety[^] (Clarification: I am not homophobic, and I've used a bit of Java myself. Doesn't mean I don't find it funny.)

            Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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              Is it considered irony to be called a nerd by the other nerds? :)

              A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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              Dalek Dave
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              A sign of adulation?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                I'm going to get slammed for this, but I can't resist: Clickety[^] (Clarification: I am not homophobic, and I've used a bit of Java myself. Doesn't mean I don't find it funny.)

                Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                Dalek Dave
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                The fact that that near three year old post was at your fingers so quickly must indicate something! :)

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                  Well today I am wearing the least creased shirt I own that fits me. I will become more crumpled over the remainder of the week. Next week unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation I will be dressed in either slightly crumpled and ill fitting clothes or very crumpled ones.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Henry Minute
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                  Well, you don't seem to mind too much. In fact you could be said to be wearing them with gay abandon. Could be the OP was right.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    Well today I am wearing the least creased shirt I own that fits me. I will become more crumpled over the remainder of the week. Next week unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation I will be dressed in either slightly crumpled and ill fitting clothes or very crumpled ones.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    ChrisElston wrote:

                    unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation

                    How long did your mum say she'd be away for? :-D


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                      ChrisElston wrote:

                      unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation

                      How long did your mum say she'd be away for? :-D


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                      :thumbsup: :-D

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...

                        In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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                        Lost User
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                        So why do I use C and assembler then? :confused: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                          Well today I am wearing the least creased shirt I own that fits me. I will become more crumpled over the remainder of the week. Next week unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation I will be dressed in either slightly crumpled and ill fitting clothes or very crumpled ones.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          If you start to feel the need to reach for an iron, we will have some proof to the OP's original hypothesis. :laugh:

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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                            I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...

                            In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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                            That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                              That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

                              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                              Henry Minute
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                              What would you know about it? You're only a woman! :)

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                Is it considered irony to be called a nerd by the other nerds? :)

                                A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                I am a geek, not a nerd.

                                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  What would you know about it? You're only a woman! :)

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Even with the smilies, I'm expecting you to be clawed. Good I've got a comfy seat.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                    That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

                                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                    fag

                                    MVC

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                                    • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                                      I'm going to get slammed for this, but I can't resist: Clickety[^] (Clarification: I am not homophobic, and I've used a bit of Java myself. Doesn't mean I don't find it funny.)

                                      Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                                      Rod Kemp
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                                      :laugh: Thank you very much :mad:, I now need to clean my screen of the drink now covering it. :laugh:

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                                        A sign of adulation?

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        I see somebody has it in for you again.

                                        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          Even with the smilies, I'm expecting you to be clawed. Good I've got a comfy seat.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                          Henry Minute
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                                          It is ominously quiet, isn't it?:~

                                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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