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  • R Roger Wright

    :laugh: :laugh: Are we talking Bulls and Bears, or are there sheep involved?

    Will Rogers never met me.

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    Lost User
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    Roger Wright wrote:

    Are we talking Bulls and Bears

    yep

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    • W wizardzz

      It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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      Tom Delany
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      I was looking at some code the other day that had a file named "asstub.c" (ASSembler sTUB). We had a source file in an old project that was named "csanal.c". It was supposed to stand for "CSA NAL" (I forget what the abbreviations stood for now.) Of course, the name never got pronounced that way, much to the original developer's chagrin. :laugh:

      WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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      • W wizardzz

        It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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        Mycroft Holmes
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        I remember one in VB6 spit where an enum element was called date, we spent some time chasing down why all our dates were now 2. To this day I prefix an enum label eDate.

        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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        • M Mycroft Holmes

          I remember one in VB6 spit where an enum element was called date, we spent some time chasing down why all our dates were now 2. To this day I prefix an enum label eDate.

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Fully-qualified names should take care of that. :-D

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          • W wizardzz

            It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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            Lost User
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            My very first programming training was in COBOL and we had to write a program that used GOTOs amongst other stuff. I named all of my paragraphs (tags for a GOTO destination for all you non-COBBOLlers) things like Mayfair ParkLane Jail DirectlyToJail CommunityChest Chance just so I could have GO TO JAIL GO DIRECTLYTOJAIL I just wish COBOL had exceptions, so I could have one called DICE :)

            ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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            • W wizardzz

              It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              Oh, you mean like on my last job; Gopher, Julie, Doc, Isaac, Merrill, Vicky, Judy... :cool:

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              • P PIEBALDconsult

                Fully-qualified names should take care of that. :-D

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                Fully-qualified names

                In VB6, I have to admit I can't remember if they were supported, they certainly weren't used.

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                • L Lost User

                  One of my previous companies came very close to releasing a product for installing software updates, whose acronym was COMIC! You can imagine the expressions on the faces of the European/UK teams when we first saw the announcement.

                  Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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                  Steve Mayfield
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                  The company I work for has a product called I.C.M.S. (which sounds a lot like I see a mess) :doh:

                  Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                  • T Tom Delany

                    I was looking at some code the other day that had a file named "asstub.c" (ASSembler sTUB). We had a source file in an old project that was named "csanal.c". It was supposed to stand for "CSA NAL" (I forget what the abbreviations stood for now.) Of course, the name never got pronounced that way, much to the original developer's chagrin. :laugh:

                    WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                    Jason Christian
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                    Worked on a system that had 2 character prefixes (depending on the file) followed by 4 char field names (same across files), so there were fun items like xxPORN (Purchase Order Number) all over the place.

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                    • W wizardzz

                      It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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                      peterchen
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                      I have a variable calL (calibration of L), commented as "Superman!"

                      Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                      • W wizardzz

                        It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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                        jimgale
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                        I had a coworker who named variables after Egyptian Gods - based on the code intention's personality (matching the gods). Ra, Hathor, Isis, Anubis. [Personally I think of Stargate with these names]. But she knew their histories well. It's harder to get any more abstract and removed from the real semantic meaning of the variable than that.

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                        • W wizardzz

                          It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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                          Andrew Leeder
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                          I once worked on an Activity Planning System for a new company who had yet to decide on a name. The programming team called it the Newco Application Planning System - NAPS for short. About the time it was finished, the new company decided to call themselves Keir Rogers, so overnight NAPS became ... ~A

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                          • W wizardzz

                            It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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                            Stefan_Lang
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                            The necessity of adapting our huge code base slowly to an object oriented standard sometimes forces me to some obscure tricks to prevent having to change hundreds of references to functions or former simple data structures which now turned class. For instance when I created a class for a simple plane in 3D instead of the various types of existing structures already being used with a conglomerate of functions that worked on either of the types or just took the defining point coefficient arrays as arguments, I created a long list of constructors to accomodate each of the existing calling 'conventions'. For one particular constructor I had to be very creative though, as it was supposed to take two arguments, one of which would _always_ be a NULL value instead of the double* pointer usually passed for this argument. That 0 value would indicate a specific type of plane. (the case for non-NULL pointers was already covered by a constructor taking arguments of type CPoint and or CVector, both of which were defined to be implicitely created from a pointer to double - unfortunately that case would also create an ambiguity for the compiler if I just created another constructer with an argument type of double*). My solution was to not use double* as the argument type for that NULL pointer, but a pointer to an internal struct type named only_null_allowed_here. As the struct was privately declared, no one outside the class could ever create a variable of type only_null_allowed_here*, nor would a pointer variable of any type be accepted for this constructor. But writing '0' as an argument was perfectly acceptable. The point of this struct's name was the compiler error it would create for anyone trying to use an improperly typed pointer here: it would say something like: 'cannot access private member ... only_null_allowed here'

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                            • W wizardzz

                              It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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                              Mr Crisp
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                              Programming in the games industry a couple of amusing names came up. Well functions. Working on a flying game the cockpit recieved bullet damage with the function CockHoles()! Also you could change your flying helmet colour, decals etc the interface was called GUIhelmet. Chorkle!

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                Not exactly funny, but I knew a developer who named a SocketException variable sex.

                                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                ScottM1
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                                But then what would he call his SQLExceptions?

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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                                  NeverHeardOfMe
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                                  OK, so my textboxes are called txtThis, labels lblThat etc... call me puerile, but I stil smile when naming my File Upload conrtols fuOther.... even had one simply called fu2 once :)

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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                                    SpoonLord
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                                    A project I used to work on had a module called 'cunit'. I was shocked when I first saw it.

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                                      wizardzz wrote:

                                      Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

                                      A poor design of a huge JAVA system caused some GUI errors happen only at the first run. As a quick fix I've added a

                                      bool virgin = true;

                                      field which was set to false after the initiation initialization...

                                      Greetings - Jacek

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                                      hoernchenmeister
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                                      That calls for a BlastHymen() setter ;)

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        It just happened to me now. Following a legacy naming convention my class had an object named pipTable, then I added feedTable, and now poolTable. I know it's not really funny, but when I'm coding and see variable names form something meaningful, it makes me :). I know this has happened to me many times before, occasionally causing me to reconsider the convention when the name becomes R or even X rated. Does anyone else have any examples or funny stories to add?

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                                        BillW33
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                                        One of my favorite silly variable names, written by a co-worker late at night, he named a boolean variable "JuatABool". :)

                                        Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.

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                                        • S SpoonLord

                                          A project I used to work on had a module called 'cunit'. I was shocked when I first saw it.

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                                          Stefan_Lang
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                                          Well in your case it was just a matter of misreading, but in our application, some of the older code that used hungarian style names (i. e. names consisting of one or more abbreviated words) is consistently using the fragment 'anal' to denote something to do with 'analysis'. :doh:

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