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  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

    Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.

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    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Note to Walt: after pissing, don't eat the yellow snow


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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      y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      You need a new keyboard


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

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        Chris C B
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        Sage!

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          AspDotNetDev
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          If you can read this, you could have written it. :)

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          • I Ian Shlasko

            Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            Abhinav S
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            Ian Shlasko wrote:

            or in a top secret military research lab

            If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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            • C chethu665

              Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

              "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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              Abhinav S
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              chethu665 wrote:

              wife doesn't

              I suppose you got recently married then... :)

              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                chethu665 wrote:

                wife doesn't

                I suppose you got recently married then... :)

                The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                chethu665
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                Abhinav S wrote:

                got recently married

                No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                  Abhinav S wrote:

                  got recently married

                  No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                  "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                  Tarun K S
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                  chethu665 wrote:

                  As long as you get the milk why buy the cow

                  :laugh:

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    You need a new keyboard


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                    hahahaa! :laugh:

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                      Whoops! Someone has no idea of puns. Trying to balance out...

                      There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.

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                      • A Abhinav S

                        Ian Shlasko wrote:

                        or in a top secret military research lab

                        If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

                        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                        Chris Trelawny Ross
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                        I'd be happy to settle for the bank vault. Although the top secret military research lab would cool, without a doubt. ;)

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                        • C chethu665

                          Abhinav S wrote:

                          got recently married

                          No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                          "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                          Touché!

                          Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                          • A Abhinav S

                            ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                            Dr Walt Fair PE
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                            Actually it's quite possible, from a physical viewpoint, that the place you wanted to be blows. You just haven't realized it yet. The good news: Wherever you are is where you're at!

                            CQ de W5ALT

                            Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                              ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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                              Abhinav S wrote:

                              Why life sucks...

                              Abhinav S wrote:

                              ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                              Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                Abhinav S wrote:

                                got recently married

                                No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                                "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                                Sathesh Sakthivel
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                                :laugh: :laugh: Sathesh. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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                                • CPalliniC CPallini

                                  Abhinav S wrote:

                                  Why life sucks...

                                  Abhinav S wrote:

                                  ..sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else.

                                  Nope, that's why QANTAS sucks... :-D

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                  [My articles]

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                                  Abhinav S
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                                  CPallini wrote:

                                  QANTAS sucks...

                                  Somehow I knew that was going to come. :doh:

                                  The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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