Do you like mountain bike movement ?
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I tried riding a bike for a while but found that it's suicidal to attempt here. The roads are narrow, the siding tend to be rocky ditches or cactuses, and the drivers are lunatics. It's safer to walk blindfolded and drunk in the middle of the street...
Will Rogers never met me.
Roger Wright wrote:
The roads are narrow, the siding tend to be rocky ditches or cactuses, and the drivers are lunatics.
Hey bud! Are you at Bangalore too?!
Roger Wright wrote:
It's safer to walk blindfolded and drunk in the middle of the street...
Never mind, you must be somewhere else. :)
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
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Roger Wright wrote:
The roads are narrow, the siding tend to be rocky ditches or cactuses, and the drivers are lunatics.
Hey bud! Are you at Bangalore too?!
Roger Wright wrote:
It's safer to walk blindfolded and drunk in the middle of the street...
Never mind, you must be somewhere else. :)
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
Bullhead City, AZ, USA, Rajesh. Here we rank a woman a 9 if she has three kids, three tatoos, and three teeth; if she has a car, she's a 10 and you'd better marry her before she gets away. The only reason it's safer to walk in the middle of the street is that the drivers are so drunk that's the only place they'll never be found. And lest anyone think that I'm picking on the local women, there are three questions a woman here should ask a man before dating him: 1. Do you have a job? 2. Do you have a car? 3. Do you live in it?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Bullhead City, AZ, USA, Rajesh. Here we rank a woman a 9 if she has three kids, three tatoos, and three teeth; if she has a car, she's a 10 and you'd better marry her before she gets away. The only reason it's safer to walk in the middle of the street is that the drivers are so drunk that's the only place they'll never be found. And lest anyone think that I'm picking on the local women, there are three questions a woman here should ask a man before dating him: 1. Do you have a job? 2. Do you have a car? 3. Do you live in it?
Will Rogers never met me.
Roger Wright wrote:
Bullhead City, AZ, USA
Yep, I reckon DILLIGAF road. Just tried to be funny (failed attempt though). :)
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
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Bullhead City, AZ, USA, Rajesh. Here we rank a woman a 9 if she has three kids, three tatoos, and three teeth; if she has a car, she's a 10 and you'd better marry her before she gets away. The only reason it's safer to walk in the middle of the street is that the drivers are so drunk that's the only place they'll never be found. And lest anyone think that I'm picking on the local women, there are three questions a woman here should ask a man before dating him: 1. Do you have a job? 2. Do you have a car? 3. Do you live in it?
Will Rogers never met me.
Roger Wright wrote:
And lest anyone think that I'm picking on the local women, there are three questions a woman here should ask a man before dating him: 1. Do you have a job? 2. Do you have a car? 3. Do you live in it?
Are you saying you live in your car? (Sorry, below the belt, I know, but couldn't resist.)
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:
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Roger Wright wrote:
Bullhead City, AZ, USA
Yep, I reckon DILLIGAF road. Just tried to be funny (failed attempt though). :)
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Just tried to be funny (failed attempt though)
:laugh: No, you did well. You managed to describe exactly the attitude the local drivers hold toward bicycle riders here. If they run you into a ditch, they don't even slow down... I think they actually keep scores.:suss: By the way, one of my goals in life is to own a large enough parcel of land to be able to name my own street - Dilligaf Road seems like a good name to me. And yes, I do know what it means, except that my version includes an additional f - for 'flying'. :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote:
And lest anyone think that I'm picking on the local women, there are three questions a woman here should ask a man before dating him: 1. Do you have a job? 2. Do you have a car? 3. Do you live in it?
Are you saying you live in your car? (Sorry, below the belt, I know, but couldn't resist.)
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:
No, I'm a 10. ;P
Will Rogers never met me.
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I tried riding a bike for a while but found that it's suicidal to attempt here. The roads are narrow, the siding tend to be rocky ditches or cactuses, and the drivers are lunatics. It's safer to walk blindfolded and drunk in the middle of the street...
Will Rogers never met me.
Roger Wright wrote:
, and the drivers are lunatics.
Thats what mountain biking is made for. Riding trails where no car can harm you.
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Oh yes. I'm forever riding up and down the mountains in the Netherlands.
(They're called "speed bumps" in other countries.)
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No, I'm a 10. ;P
Will Rogers never met me.
Roger, Roger, have you learnt nothing from reading the Lounge this week? I left you wide open to reply with "Roger goes to 11". For shame, Roger. :sigh:
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:
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Roger Wright wrote:
, and the drivers are lunatics.
Thats what mountain biking is made for. Riding trails where no car can harm you.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Just tried to be funny (failed attempt though)
:laugh: No, you did well. You managed to describe exactly the attitude the local drivers hold toward bicycle riders here. If they run you into a ditch, they don't even slow down... I think they actually keep scores.:suss: By the way, one of my goals in life is to own a large enough parcel of land to be able to name my own street - Dilligaf Road seems like a good name to me. And yes, I do know what it means, except that my version includes an additional f - for 'flying'. :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
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I believe mountain bike movement is mostly enjoyed by young women riding over cobbles.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Just tried to be funny (failed attempt though)
:laugh: No, you did well. You managed to describe exactly the attitude the local drivers hold toward bicycle riders here. If they run you into a ditch, they don't even slow down... I think they actually keep scores.:suss: By the way, one of my goals in life is to own a large enough parcel of land to be able to name my own street - Dilligaf Road seems like a good name to me. And yes, I do know what it means, except that my version includes an additional f - for 'flying'. :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
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Bullhead City, AZ, USA, Rajesh. Here we rank a woman a 9 if she has three kids, three tatoos, and three teeth; if she has a car, she's a 10 and you'd better marry her before she gets away. The only reason it's safer to walk in the middle of the street is that the drivers are so drunk that's the only place they'll never be found. And lest anyone think that I'm picking on the local women, there are three questions a woman here should ask a man before dating him: 1. Do you have a job? 2. Do you have a car? 3. Do you live in it?
Will Rogers never met me.
I assume the answers she needs to hear is: yes, yes, no which ironically are also the answers to these questions asked at the end of the date: 1st base? 2nd base? home run?
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