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    Seriously if I could post code reviews I do for people around at work, I wouldn't have write it all here... So here are new ramblings for today I am doing after reviewing code for few devs in the team (disclaimer: I have not hired them personally; If given a chance I won't keep them neither).... 1. This one guy makes everything a singleton class uses also singleton :). Basically he reduced our codebase to only one instance per class for each class! 2. Another developer puts in file stream closing logic in dragdrop behavior :). 3. Third developer, instead of using command bindings in WPF goes around finding radio and list boxes and their properties to manipulate logic. This is after he used MVVM for a long time. 4. My manager never takes my input or asks me to interview people technically at work. For the last 3 years I have been regarded as best performer in the group with 2 promotions behind me. We do have substandard developers in the group which clearly shows in their work and attitude. Thats all for today :). If you do not know programming but are interested in hockey or mustache competition; I strongly advise you to send a resume to my manager. Rest assured your career will grow like taxes in Canada !

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      Seriously if I could post code reviews I do for people around at work, I wouldn't have write it all here... So here are new ramblings for today I am doing after reviewing code for few devs in the team (disclaimer: I have not hired them personally; If given a chance I won't keep them neither).... 1. This one guy makes everything a singleton class uses also singleton :). Basically he reduced our codebase to only one instance per class for each class! 2. Another developer puts in file stream closing logic in dragdrop behavior :). 3. Third developer, instead of using command bindings in WPF goes around finding radio and list boxes and their properties to manipulate logic. This is after he used MVVM for a long time. 4. My manager never takes my input or asks me to interview people technically at work. For the last 3 years I have been regarded as best performer in the group with 2 promotions behind me. We do have substandard developers in the group which clearly shows in their work and attitude. Thats all for today :). If you do not know programming but are interested in hockey or mustache competition; I strongly advise you to send a resume to my manager. Rest assured your career will grow like taxes in Canada !

      Ashish Kaila

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      GibbleCH
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      Hockey is the greatest sport in the world. It's Movember, Mustache competitions are important, as they are to raise awareness for prostate cancer. And a career like taxes in Canada sounds AWESOME! Where do I apply?!

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        Hockey is the greatest sport in the world. It's Movember, Mustache competitions are important, as they are to raise awareness for prostate cancer. And a career like taxes in Canada sounds AWESOME! Where do I apply?!

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        AspDotNetDev
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        GibbleCH wrote:

        Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.

        Boxing is the greatest sport. It gets past all that silly foreplay and you get to see what you came there to see... the fight!

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          GibbleCH wrote:

          Hockey is the greatest sport in the world.

          Boxing is the greatest sport. It gets past all that silly foreplay and you get to see what you came there to see... the fight!

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          The most ruthless game I've ever played is Croquet. It looks genteel, but you constantly have to F@*k your opponents as much as possible over to win. Don't confuse Cricket with Croquet[^]

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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            The most ruthless game I've ever played is Croquet. It looks genteel, but you constantly have to F@*k your opponents as much as possible over to win. Don't confuse Cricket with Croquet[^]

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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            I did play croquet in my backyard when I was younger. Maybe that's why I always make miniature golf a full-contact (as far as our balls are concerned) sport.

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              I did play croquet in my backyard when I was younger. Maybe that's why I always make miniature golf a full-contact (as far as our balls are concerned) sport.

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              Leave my balls alone, would you... (You're all thinking it, I just had the balls to say it)

              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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