I've never felt better in my life
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One day in court, the prosecuting lawyer asked the farmer on the witness stand, "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the policeman you had never felt better in your life?" "That's right." The farmer replied. "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?" The farmer explained. "When the policeman arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought, under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life."
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Hiren Solanki.
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"You will always find me near 127.0.0.1"
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One day in court, the prosecuting lawyer asked the farmer on the witness stand, "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the policeman you had never felt better in your life?" "That's right." The farmer replied. "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?" The farmer explained. "When the policeman arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought, under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life."
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Regards,
Hiren Solanki.
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"You will always find me near 127.0.0.1"
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How many times have you had never felt better in your life in your life? Me, more than a few times, although only figuratively.
Eduardo León
leonej_dt wrote:
How many times have you had never felt better in your life in your life?
That would depend on who I had just felt...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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leonej_dt wrote:
How many times have you had never felt better in your life in your life?
That would depend on who I had just felt...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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leonej_dt wrote:
How many times have you had never felt better in your life in your life?
That would depend on who I had just felt...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
:laugh:
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leonej_dt wrote:
How many times have you had never felt better in your life in your life?
That would depend on who I had just felt...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
:laugh: Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..
