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[Khaniya]

I do not have any answer but really very confusing question

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[Indivara]

Are you sure? I could tell you the one ending in what the cat said to the parrot during the rainy season?

[Lost User]

When it comes to weather forecasting; long range forecasts are about 75% accurate, next day forecasts about 90% accurate, if you assume tomorrow will be like today you will be 95% accurate. (I've got so much to do today I don't know which bit to do)

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A banana and a half.

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[CPallini]

00 ?

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[Nagy Vilmos]

ChrisElston wrote:

I've got so much to do today I don't know which bit to do

Start from the quickest item and work your way up. That way at EOD, you can say 'I addressed 8 of 10 outstanding issues' and Pointy will be nice and happy. Don't mention it covered only 30% if the required effort. :-D

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[Mark_Wallace]

The same temperature, but the day will last 48 hours.

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[Dan Mos]

Yes! Give or take...

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[Abhinav S]

PompeyBoy3 wrote:

cold

Very cold?

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[Chris Meech]

The temp will be the same, but the wind will be blowing twice as hard. :)

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[AndyInUK]

-23 degrees :)

[Lost User]

Does doublking the temperature gradient feel twice as cold? I have heard not (from Antarctic explorers). Adding another -20 degrees can feel a LOT colder even when already at -40. So, how relative is it? If 24 was balmy, and 28 too hot, then you oculd say that 24 is neutral. Therefore twice as cold would be -24. If its exponential, whats the rate?

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